At the ripe age of 28, Wang Lichen, a self-made President of an upstarting company, met his end in a car crash before he could fully enjoy the life that he accomplished with his own sweat and tears. Fortunately, a system swooped in and promised an attractive offer: To act as the villainous side shou, whom was madly infatuated with the main gong and used unspeakable methods to sabotage the white moonlight, and return back alive to his glorious lifestyle. President Wang spat out one word: Easy. But when he tried to farm cutesy points with the main gong, he accidentally pinched his chin too suavely. When the white moonlight found themself in trouble, he used a karate chop to silence all the thugs. At the end, both the protagonist gong and the white moonlight had fully transformed into well-behaved kitties waving their tails in front of him, constantly mewing at him and hissing at each other. Later, President Wang was seen holding a signboard outside in the cold: No. 1 kitten tamer.

Abelard thought, so long as he did not approach the protagonist, he'd be completely fine, disregarding any of the reputation the original gained as an upraising holy knight, and become a pious obedient worshipper of God, throwing away the sword. It only later occurred to Abelard how much he underestimated the monastery's value they placed on him; they just don't seem to let him go! The beautiful two-faced Bishop: One day you'll realize that you only have I, and I only have you. The villain of the novel: You revolt me without an ounce of mercy, I can only repay your sincerity in it's purest form. Blackened fallen angel: This world I had long thought was boring became a little interesting when I happen to come across you. Demon under the bed: - Abelard, alarmed: Wait, what demon under the bed??!! Demon: I haven't even said anything... ------ Transmigrated into a r18 novel as a holy knight-! -- Credits for cover-Link https://mobile.twitter.com/mihxk__o_o/status/1438540599888543744?s=09 미학 on Twitter

To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

The last thing Fu Cheng remembered was being in his private residence with his mother and siblings beside him as his life slowly seeped out of his body. December 31, 20xx Time of death: 11:59 In loving memory of Fu Cheng, a great uncle, a devoted son and a loving sibling. [Welcome to the gallery host, I am the "Make my wish come true" System, responsible for helping souls that have passed on but left the world with their strong regrets or desires.] Fu Cheng who was thrown to a new world:.... Male #1: Maybe we can settle this with a cup of coffee? Male #2: Darling, your blood is exquisite! Male #3: You.... stay. Male #4: What do you mean I'm flirty? Weren't you staring at me cherry boy? Fu Cheng:...... System:....The contract has stated that you will inevitably follow the wishes. Fu Cheng:.....! System:......Yes, as well as the explicit wishes of your host. Fu Cheng:.....囧 A serious and not so serious young adult was thrown into turmoil at this fact. Please give criticism and correct any grammatical errors! Art by @chyoellll on twitter (Edited the original picture to make the colors match my ML)