Honeymoon Rivals

Two rivals. All around the world. On fake honeymoons. Poppy: All I've ever wanted to do was travel and see the world, every inch, every corner of it that I could. Everything in my life was going according to plan. Every day was summer vacation for me. Until Joshua Everett Nilsen walked into it. My co-worker, my rival...

draco's the type ☹

❝ honestly, if you were any slower, you'd be going backward. ❞ - draco malfoy. draco's the type of [...] [highest ranks] #460 in humor. #328 in humor. #430 in humor.

British Problems: A Guide To Being British

Listen here you little shits, I am going to teach you how to be British