soy sauce x reader

What if you go to the store, hoping to find your condiment for food? What if its more than just a sauce? What if you come home to something you never wanted to see? That's what happened to Y/n. (Y/n means your name, and will use neutral pronouns so they/them) (This is a joke fic, meant for my friends. She said, "NEXT...

"cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*

Warning: this book is a joke and making fun of shit like this lol, gay ass over the top unfunny nirvana (I'm a huge nirvana fan, Kurt had an actual skat kink he'll be fine)