Warning for abuse, slurs, cannibalism, self harm and suicide Middle school is rough for the students of Springfield Elementary, but especially for the young Milhouse Van Houten. Struggling between academics, depression, and an unimpressive love life, it seems the curtains could be closing on this little loser. The only one who can save him from spiralling is the most unexpected of all, the unruly Bart Simpson...but is he too late?

Milhouse is long over his crush on Lisa, though she seems to be struggling to move on from the attention. That doesn't stop his eyes from scouring his options though. One option in particular seems to be on his mind an awful lot lately. Maybe too much...

A fresh start for your favourite mole.