Everyone thinks that they will live long enough to enjoy the golden years, then die in a natural unassuming manner, and I was no exception to this way of thinking, that was until I woke up strapped naked to a steel bed like an offering to a butcher, in a strange white room, fill with neatly stack torture devices. I should have been scared out of my mind, yet strangely as I await my torturous end, I find myself enjoying this sick journey into death’s cold arms and enjoying the company of the man that will drag me there. If death should be feared, why do I feel so excited by the possibility of it claiming me? All I know its going to be a bloody ride. Disclaimer: That wonderful work of art on the cover is not mine, I am just using it for visual purposes. All rights reserve, this is my hard written work, do not steal or copy, if you do I will hunt you down with my CHOCOLATE CUTTER and................... Well just lets leave it as that shall we O.o

Finally a happy ending?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

WARNING: I wrote this when I was younger and it's not that good but I'd still like if you read it. But beware it's REALLY bad. Tamika (Tami )Brown is a 14 year old orphan in Miss Penny's orphanage. She lived on the streets for three years and was brought to the orphanage at the age of 13. Her parents died in a shoot out. Tami doesn't think she'll ever get adopted. The only reason she wakes up is to listen to the newest Nicki Minaj songs. Tami always wanted to be a rapper and she's a natural at it, but to her it will never happen. Every time Tami gets adopted something goes wrong and she ends up back in the orphanage. Although on adoption will the special guest proves her wrong? Who is the special guest( it's obvious)? The only problem is Tami has a secret. She had to do some bad things to survive. Now all of those bad things start to come back. What will she do?

The name is Riley Evans. But to some its Razor. Riley Evans is not your typical teenager. Maybe to everyone else she is but everyone has their flaws. When Riley was just 10 years old her father taught her how to fight; how to protect herself..and others. Using her abilities she goes out on the streets of Chicago being as you might say a hero. But there's a catch. No one knows this mysterious person who beats people up and sends them to jail. Who doesnt cause the fighting but actually tries to stop it. The only name they know her by is Razor. They dont know what she looks like, how old she is, or her real identity. Just Razor. But what happens when a star football player and her get teamed up for an English project? What happens when secrets she never knew are revealed? What happens when her family's past comes back to haunt her?

"You and I both know that any girl would kill to be in your position, with me, right now." He smirks, knowing that what he's said is completely and utterly true. Lea Wilson and River Parker don't mix; they don't like the same things, their lives are majorly different. But, what if these two people who are least expected to spend time with each other are doing exactly that? And, not only at school but at home as well. After Lea's house falls apart due to a termite infestation, the Wilson's are invited to stay at an old family friend's mansion of a house. The family friend also happens to be River's father. I'll give you time to digest that information. Yes, you're right. The sarcastic nerd and the egotistical heart-throb live under the same roof and encounter a series of events that make the two do something they didn't think would happen. They grow closer, and closer, and closer, until...well, you'll have to find that out for yourself. Follow them through their adventures of falling in love, getting their hearts broken, and learning lessons that explain there is more to life than they have ever imagined. WARNING(S): Strong Language & Mild Sexual Imagery. UNCOMPLETE. EDITING. ◊ The book trailer to the side is made by @starsandsky ◊ The book cover is made by @LightningStorms