[disclaimer!] this was written in around 2020 (?) i think, and i would like to say that i no longer support ANYONE in the dsmp. I will be keeping this up, however, as it is a reminder to myself that at least i am not as fucking cringe as i was a year ago. THIS IS SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a normal day for Wilbur, out after streaming at the alcohol store because he is a crippling alcoholic. While there he meets a round, smooth, brown, curvy, beautiful....... M&M??????'' all rights reserved dumbys I know my wirting is really glood and you wanna steal it but yo ucant. haha. Idiots.