Enter a world in which Irish Ogres reign supreme. Follow JackShrekticEye as he defeats the evil Lord Markquaad.

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Murderers can't love, they shouldn't it It would be dangerous. But two Infamous CreepyPasta's, Jeff the Killer and Slenderman accidentally fall in love with two Teenage girls. Slender falls in love with a tall girl, named Scarlet. And Jeff falls for her sister Maddeline. Maddeline loves the house and is a bit insane herself, Scarlet on the other hand hates the house and just wants to go back to the way things were. But if that did happen Slenderman would never see her again. She slowly warms up to the house and becomes a pasta, named Electra. She is sad that she will never get to go outside without the urge to kill, she will never get to go home. Jeff and Maddeline really hit it off and fall in love quickly, So guess who shows up and steals it all away, Jane, she kidnaps Maddeline and causes a war, Scarlet being the leader.