Stuck? With two hot guys? Whatever will you do? Who do you choose?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️

A certain lemur catches your eye whilst shopping. It seems you caught his too. ATTENTION!: Suggestive themes, swearing