𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞. □■□■□ Two friends, separated by distance, brought back together by chance. But friendship is often more feeble than we believe, and the time separated might just have caused all that was left of a man's compassion to wither away. □■□■□ 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞. □■□■□ TWs: bodily horror, gore, death, torture of minors, probably more I can't think of Reader discretion is advised □■□■□ 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞!

Shane and Ilya know how to handle pressure, but they've never faced anything like Madeline. She's Shane's oldest friend and the one person Ilya can't seem to rattle-until he does. When the cracks in her "neutral" facade reveal a secret she's spent a lifetime hiding, the '' rivalry'' takes a backseat. Madeline didn't want their help, and she certainly didn't want them to see her at her most vulnerable. But Ilya is observant, Shane is protective, and neither of them is letting her run away this time. or Madeline is a star-a former NFL cheerleader, a gymnast, and Hollywood's newest "it" girl. She's spent her life being exactly what everyone needed her to be: perfect, polished, and unbreakable. But underneath the grey eyes and the spotlight, she's drowning in a past she was never protected from. When she retreats to the cottage with Shane and Ilya, the walls she's built finally begin to crumble. She's terrified of being small, but with the two most competitive men in the NHL acting as her unplanned guardians, she's about to learn that she doesn't have to be "big" to be loved.

Hellll yeah

even an evil entity can love a female anthro milf dragon. for clear indication the ender dragon will be a normal dragon till soon she show she had a anthro form the whole time.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to read the book. I hope you enjoy it. If you enjoyed it, send me a DM for a prize. (Historical fiction) Highest ranking: #1 in romance (don't look that up) #1 in bigshaq (omg yay, we've come so far y'all!) #232 in British #1 in bobthebuilder (Previously #2) #1 in Obama!!!! (Previously #9) #15 in donaldtrump #677 in car #49 in couples (that's not bad actually) What readers have to say: @Lemiliaz "Overall, a very swaggy book." @brrracketts "cute 〰️👄〰️" @Just_a_Stranger18 "This is the funniest thing I ever read lmao" Funny comments in this book out of context: @chalamet_loverr "yeah same I got my head cut off but I got a head transplant from a chimpanzee so I'm good now"

Tbh my otp ;)

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧