very hot indeed no i'm not a trumpet, but that debate had some serious sexual tension going on like 🥵

it was a cold late night in the studio. dr phil and steve Harvey were trapped with no source of warmth besides their naked bodies.

Idk what to write and my editor isnt helpful so yeah this is basically about Chicken Little and his romance with a pie. And its also about him and his luscious life that doesnt have anything to do with the actual movie soooooo YAY My horrible useless editor: @heres-ur-ramen The person who helped/ inspired me for two words: @icantthinkofaname457 BESTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE: @Boiuneedsomemilk

Since my last book did well here's another fanfic If you are my mother please get my therapy this is the 1000 time I asked like seriously dude, I am screwed in the head Edit: Wow! This book is blowing up way more than I expected😂 thank you to all readers, voters, and commenters for staying by! Remember to get out and vote this election! Good luck to all americans out there 10/22/20: We are #1 in #ihatetrump! Thank you for all the reads, votes, and comments, all my friends are so concerned:)) 10/24/20 we are #1 in Democrat! Aaaa I am about to scream idk because there's 4 men breaking into my house or the fact that my book is too good 10/24/20: we are #1 in greenparty, ndp, liberal, and joebiden2020 woohoo! 11/5/20 WE GOT 1K VEIWS LETS GO BABYYY 07/17/21 5K VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO 05/10/22 10K VIEWS I CANT BELIEVE IT

in which barack obama is fawning over harry styles hopelessly. started june 4th, 2020 top rankings: #1 barackobama #1 obama #1 barack #3 hobama #156 hazel

Very cute, romantic, and true story of two soulmates who were destined to be together forever❤️

bill nye, just a man who used to live at a farm and then became a scientist meets trumpet. they fall for each other but things keep tearing the drippy scientist and big brain president apart...................

Shrek outs his and lord farquads relationship to the kingdom.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ