"How do mermaids have sex?" "Gguk what the actual fuc-" "Do you just dry hump? Oh wait you're under the sea so it's wet hump-" "Just shut the fuck up please." in which tae is a mermaid,, and gguk is a scientist,, and tae was captured,, ♡completed♡

• PLEASE TAKE NOTE THIS GOES BACK TO 2014 AND THERE ARE HELLA MISTAKES SO JUST IGNORE THEM CAUSE I ALREADY GET RANTED ON LOL • Attack on Jokes - it doesn't get any better than this. I hope you enjoy this book and I hope you laugh! If you finish this joke book, please do not hesitate to check out Book 2!! Thank you! Thanks for the support and I love you all! {[ I do not own the pictures (some) / (some) jokes inside of of this book. Just had to get that out there before Copy Rights come at me xD ]} This is the original book, I just changed my username :

Two boys in the 1980s from conservative families shouldn't be falling in love, especially when being homosexual is still considered a disease. But as sinful as it is, sometimes even the most wrongful of things are worth fighting for. a taekook fanfiction. inspired by boy erased & the miseducating of cameron post HIGHEST RANKING: kookv #1

Eren Jaeger was quiet, unnoticeable, and simple. Boring brown hair, plain teal eyes, and an ordinary smile. He was the type of boy that you would pass on the street and never think twice of, at least that was what he seemed to think. His life was nothing special. Before junior year, he made a wish. He wanted his life to mean something that year, for something spectacular to happen, for him to have a taste of being anything other than normal. Something even better happened. Eren fell in love with someone unexpected. He didn't regret making that wish. Even if it ruined him in the end. Published: December 7th Finished: N/A -Featuring punk!Levi-

Eren lives in a abusive home, where he is burned, cut, kicked, and hit. He's ready to give up on life, and be with his mother. No one loves, cares, or likes Eren and has taken razor blades to escape. Until one day, a transfer student comes along.... Named Levi... (I do not own any of the pictures in the book and give credit to all the amazing artists who drew the pictures) WARNING ~This may be triggering to some readers and if so, I do not recommend continuing to read. I do not condone anything I write that includes self harm, suicide, abuse or anything else under these conditions. If you do feel suicidal or in fear of self harm, please contact the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255~

A risky game of chance throws a broke college student into the arms of his billionaire bad boy boss. But can a relationship built on secrets and lust ever become something more? ***** Nolan Kim and Jung Jae-In live completely different lives. While Nolan is a broke college student working multiple jobs to afford the Gucci he loves, Jae-In is the billionaire playboy CEO of the world's leading tech company. But when sparks fly after they unexpectedly meet, Nolan can't resist taking a job as one of Jae-In's personal assistants. And when their sexual tension in the office leads to heated kisses and secret penthouse trysts, Nolan realizes that being in lust with Jae-In is everything he's ever wanted. Until it isn't. But is falling in love worth the risk when there's no guarantee against heartbreak? "Love Maze" was previously titled "Russian Roulette | VKOOK" Note: This story was originally written as a BTS fanfic that has been restructured into an original work Previously a Wattpad Editors' Pick [[word count: 90,000-100,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch

Two years ago, a serial killer appeared in the city of Seoul. Their victims' blood was drained completely from their body, clean and dried. Their bodies left no traces of bruises or struggles. Their identities were all over the place, almost impossible to understand why they were killed in the first place. And the one thing that stood out the most from each of the victims was the white rose left stuffed in their mouth.

BOOK 1 & 2 INCLUDED ― in which taehyung is willing to give jungkook anything he asks for • TOP!JK BOTTOM!TAE »very short chapters [completed]

After getting diagnosed with a rare, terminal illness and being forced right out of his perfectly normal life, Jeon Jeongguk lost all his faith in living. Just six more months and he'll be dead. Gone. Forgotten. However, when a new hospital friendship program pairs him with the eccentric and lovable Kim Taehyung, he's granted a second chance to live; to be remembered. Running on borrowed time and a bucket list, the only issue that remains is obvious: don't get attached. But sometimes you forget good things don't last forever until it's too late. [ a taekook fanfiction. ]

Worldwide superstar V had it all. He was young, rich, and famous - he got everything and anyone he wanted. But living the life of a high-profile playboy was starting to hurt his reputation as a legendary musician. Things needed to change, but he had no motivation to leave his current lifestyle behind. Jeon Jungkook, on the other hand, had a very unenviable life. Studying his way through his last year of college in a field he wasn't interested in, Jungkook rarely had time for himself or to do the things he truly loved. Things needed to change, but he did not have the time or means to rebuild his boring life. When an opportunity brings V and Jungkook together, they each find ways they could benefit from each other's company. The two enter into an arrangement that would help rebuild both of their lives, unaware they would start to create a life together. But when secrets and fame threaten the newfound partnership, Jungkook and V discover that only time will tell if they have the power to make it through the storm. 𝗔 𝗧𝗔𝗘𝗞𝗢𝗢𝗞 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆! Contains: ✔ Angst ✔ Fluff ✔ Mature content and language ✔ SWITCH TAE & SWITCH KOOK