Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A 2009x2015 phanfic. 2009!Dan ends up in the London flat, while 2015!Dan teleports right onto 2009!Phil's doorstep. How will young Dan and Phil react to learning that Phan isn't canon? Can Dan change the past to save the future? (Disclaimer: I do not own Dan or Phil)

Saw this on Tumblr, decided to make this and see where it went. A rap battle featuring 2009!Dan, 2009!Phil, 2015!Dan, 2015!Phil, Dil, and the Lion.

What happens when Natasha Sutherland's boss, the usually strict Daniel Sheridan, gets drunk one night and she's the one he calls? All comments will be appreciated.

A bunch of random, cute, short stories that I'll write just for fun. All will be silly and cheesy (and very cliché), just so you know. Let me know what you think!

❝You and me,❞ he whispered, ❝until the end of time.❞ // A chronicle of Junie Bennett's birthdays from the ages of ten to twenty one.

A chance encounter in the dark leads eighteen-year-old Daniel and the girl who stumbles across him to profess their love for each other. But this love has conditions: they agree it will last only one hour, and it will be only make-believe. When their hour is up and the girl rushes off like Cinderella, Daniel tries to convince himself that what happened between them seemed perfect only because they were pretending it was. Moments like that happen only in fairy tales. One year and one bad relationship later, his disbelief in love-at-first-sight is stripped away the day he meets Six: a girl with a strange name and an even stranger personality. Unfortunately for Daniel, finding true love doesn’t guarantee a happily ever after . . . it only further threatens it. Will an unbearable secret from the past jeopardize Daniel and Six’s only chance at saving each other?

When Wolfs Turn Cowardly But Still Is Feared As His Other Relatives Of Artic, Gray Wolfs And Closely Related Dogs i.e Husky's & German Sherperds ! ! It Also Got A Few Rhymes Init So Be Prepared LOL :)

Do you believe in vampires? I don't. Wether you believe or not, all the vampire romances out there are enough to confuse any girl into mistaking a blood-sucking monster for a prospective boyfriend. This short story is an example of what I think might happen if a vampire today tried to abduct a teenage girl. Because I don't care what Twilight says. VAMPIRES AREN'T ROMANTIC!!!

Hope Darris has been hurt. She's been hurt like no one ever should. Her nightmares are incessant and her mother doesn't know quite what to do. She loves her daughter and hates to see her this way, so she sends Hope to live with her grandparents, away from all the memories. There she meets one person, the only person that can save her life.