Everytime you cringe in this story makes me more powerful. For I, The Running Fruit, reach the high rankings in #cringe. Edit August 18th 2022: Give me back my #1 cringe, you motherfuckers. Edit April 2025: Damn. I really posted one chapter throughout 2024. I should be able to post during summer when finals are over. Anyhow here's the description that you're trying to read only to be interrupt led by a roblox noob. Imma keep it real, the harem tag is for the reads. Which worked! Before you pitchfork me, there is a harem! Welcome to Teyvat. A fantasy world that you're stuck in because of an unknown god who calls herself the Sustainer of Heavenly Principles. And guess what? your friends, the twins, got separated from you. Now it's up to you, Y/n L/n to find them and possibly leave this world that gives you a pain in the head... Or probably stay, honestly you're probably having existintial crisis. I donnu, bro. It's your life, I'm just a narrator in this shitpost story written by a banana on drugs. Your new adventure begins alongside your Emergency Foo-I mean Guide Paimon. Expect SOME 4th wall breaks. And by that I mean every chapter. I do not own Genshin impact. If I did my parents would be proud of me of accomplishing something in my life which I haven't.. I also don't own any art/pictures used in here, I just download what I see in Google images after a small search. So no pictures are mine. Started: November 10 - 2020 You're still reading the description? Well, if you do decide to read the story, keep your expectations low so you're never dissapointed

𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗗𝗨𝗦𝗧 | DISCONTINUED genshin oneshots head-cannons, fluffs, angsts and scenarios / reader x various

[✧] 𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨- /ˈastrō/ relating to the stars, celestial objects, or outer space. ──── ᵃˢᵗʳᵒ ──── ✩ You are the Astro [God/Goddess], with the first Gnosis given from Celestia, to help guide Vision and Gnosis users with what you created. Born on Celestia, where all the other gods are, with silky [Short/Long/Etc.] hair and [Glowing/Smooth/Etc.] skin. One of the notable things about you is the [Zodiac] Constellation in your pupil. During the War, you were supposed to be killed by the Gods. Miraculously, you obviously survive because of a human. ──── 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙩 ──── ✩ published: ~ 2020/12/21 ended: 2023/04/15 epilogue published: 2023/06/22 ⚠️ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒⚠️ ↳ FIRST EVER BOOK + OLD.. fast-paced & cringe ↳ I don't own anything besides this story ↳ Teyvat Secrets Artist is @chchein <33 ↳ Contains violence/deaths

⌗001: just some oneshots for the simps 👀 ➷ [REQ: closed] ꒰❤️; genshin x reader oneshots ꒰🍷; they/them ..⃗. gender neutral reader ꒰👹; 爱 ┊ aí ┊love ‹3 \_( ˘ ³˘)_/ ♥︎ tysm for 700k my simps!! ~ kazu fanart: @_meshigaumai (twt)

Este is, well a glassmaker's son for one, but maybe that isn't the most remarkable thing about him. Reincarnated!OC-in-GenshinImpact Author Notes: This story is Non-Chronological, the chapters on the shorter side, and my own headcanons have pushed their way on to this eg. Kaeya was adopted before Diluc got his vision. So be warned also I dont have any romance planned yet, suggestions are welcome