Yoongi is living a normal life, and he could say that he's already contented with everything. That is until a leprechaun dude with some weird ass magic suddenly appeared in front of him. No, he does not need some mind-reading stranger following him everywhere. No, he does not need the said stranger telling him that he was supposed to be getting it on already with his 'soulmate'. AND NO, he absolutely does not need to be told that his soulmate was famous playboy Park Jimin, who Yoongi dislikes and had probably kissed ninety percent of their university's population already. No. JUST NO. ============= A new fanfic in the house! Kinda soulmate au but not really...? Hehehe. As usual, fluff and humor. And Jimin is a little bitch. ;) This will be a short book and will be updated 3 or 4 times a week since I've already finished writing this. This is supposed to be a Oneshot and I've been working on it for almost a year now, but it got too long so I decided to publish it as a book instead. I really had fun writing this so I hope you'll enjoy reading it~ Also, this very much delayed OneShot is dedicated to my wonderful fam SilbySilby who made fanarts for #YMIR. Thank you so much, fam! And I'm really sorry this took so long. I LOVE YOU. -Pome

"I can't concentrate!!! Someone fire this sexy ass kid!" ~Min Yoongi

"So, you think I'm gorgeous?" Where Yoongi accidentally flicks a sleeping fairy Jimin Warnings: Contains mature language, mature themes

Yoongi is a guy in love with his best friend Hoseok but when Hoseok leaves for two months due to personal matters, a new dancer comes along to teach them. Will Yoongi let this new dancer take his heart? *Strong language *boyxboy *sass(y'all should know the two 👀) *mild violence This is not to offend my Kings or Bighit in anyway. I don't own any of the members but they own my soul. I don't own any of the music that I will use or pictures. This is a fanfic.

We're straight, we swear! Yoongi and Jimin are rising BL actors and to increase their popularity they decide to provide Fan Service 24/7. How hard can it be to pretend to be in love? Translated in French by @Uripotato_Trad Translated in Spanish by @FabiCan Start ~12/08/19 End~ 26/05/20

Yoongi has one friend and absolutely no interest in making any others. Insisting that Namjoon is all he needs, he spends his days hiding peacefully in his friend's shadow, never daring to venture outside his comfort zone because he deems it unnecessary. But on the first day of their senior year, Namjoon catches a cold bad enough to keep him bedridden, and Yoongi is forced to face his nightmare, the hectic battlefield of school, alone for the first time in years. It's there he meets Jimin, an angelic boy who somehow manages to force his way kindly into Yoongi's secluded life, and to the latter's utter shock, it turns out to be not such a bad thing. (minor taekook and namjin,,)

"D-do you want to be my friend?" "Can't you fucking see that all I want to do is eat you?"

Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat

"I want you to break my hymen." "Jimin, you do know men don't have hymen's, right?"

"What does apodyopsis mean?" "The act of mentally undressing someone."