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THIS FANFICTION WILL BE UPDATED AS OF JUNE 2020 SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR HOW BAD IT WAS IN 2016. MY FRIEND INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS ALONG WITH OTHER DHMIS FANFICS.

Ben Shapiro and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are, respectively, the Republican and Democrat nominees for the 2024 election. AOC becomes the Bachelorette on the Political Bachelorette, and Ben is a contestant. Things got heated quickly and, let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument- they fell in love.

[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly relax, none other than Hillary Rodham Clinton walks into his life and sets his heart aflame. You see, Hillary has a problem, and it quite involves Barack. Why else would she have stormed into his bathroom? But, to tell you the rest would surely spoil the fun... Hang on tight. You, lovely reader, are going on a whimsical ride with your favorite president through a satirical work of fiction. Expect the unexpected, and remember... You're going to be surprised.

Hillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their YouTube channels. Why is this my legacy?

Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump

Kuroo let out a laugh. "Only if you agree to go out with me." Kenma looked up at Kuroo. "Come on, one chance? Please, pudding?" For the first time since Kenma has "known" Kuroo, he's never seen him look so serious. Kuroo always asked Kenma out in a joking manner so maybe that's why. Maybe that's why he said yes. ______ A KuroKen fanfic! College AU!