smuts for things that shouldn't be smuts

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yandere duolingo bird x reader

owo duolingo bird gets obsessed with you because you missed your french lesson

Dhmis Lemon Fanfic: Steak x Reader

THIS FANFICTION WILL BE UPDATED AS OF JUNE 2020 SINCERELY APOLOGIZE FOR HOW BAD IT WAS IN 2016. MY FRIEND INSPIRED ME TO WRITE THIS ALONG WITH OTHER DHMIS FANFICS.

Hypothetically In Love

Ben Shapiro and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are, respectively, the Republican and Democrat nominees for the 2024 election. AOC becomes the Bachelorette on the Political Bachelorette, and Ben is a contestant. Things got heated quickly and, let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument- they fell in love.

Hillbama: A Love Story

[Rank: #5 in Humor] 11/22/16 A book started in November, 2016. An ending given before November, 2018. But first, let me give you the summary before everything goes down... Turn back the clock. It's 2012, and Barack is chilling in the bathroom bathtub of his luxurious presidential suite. But before he can truly...

Hillary Clinton X reader

Hillary sees you in the audience her only supporter and you see her stare into your eyes. You feel a spark like you've never felt before. Will senpai notice you? Edit: Holyyyyyyyy S*** Jenna Marbles freaking read this. People have read this on their YouTube channels. Why is this my legacy?

Donald Trump Fantasies

Stripper trying to support her kids and gets caught up with her fantasies about Donald Trump

A Simple Love Story - KuroKen

Kuroo let out a laugh. "Only if you agree to go out with me." Kenma looked up at Kuroo. "Come on, one chance? Please, pudding?" For the first time since Kenma has "known" Kuroo, he's never seen him look so serious. Kuroo always asked Kenma out in a joking manner so maybe that's why. Maybe that's why he said yes. ___...