"You want me to teach Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi? What have I ever done to you?" AU in which Sakura was born during Kakashi's generation and Kakashi was born during hers. "Okay, listen up brats, I'm Sakura Haruno. By the end of the week, I bet you'll all be back in the Academy, you arrogant twats."

Orochimaru never became a missing-nin. The Fourth Hokage still stood tall. There was no Uchiha Massacre. The Akatsuki never existed. Madara never became a problem. What could go wrong in such a perfect world? Sakura Haruno had always been alone, and at thirteen, she abandoned Konoha. She had to run from her past, but what exactly would wait for her in her future? @NarutoWattyAwards 2014 Third Place Winner in the General Naruto Category! *Written from 2013-2015*

Two years after the Fourth Great Shinobi War; When Namikaze Menma, the next Hokage of the Konohagakure, and Hyūga Hinata, the next head of the Hyūga clan, find themselves in a rather confusing state of choosing between love and mission. A mysterious phenomenon has been occurring, the moon threatening the existence of man kind. Meanwhile, At the night Hyūga Hanabi was left unguarded, a man named Otsutsuki Toneri, a mysterious man from a foreign land, appeared and abducted her along with an attempt on her sister's. Now it's up to Menma and his team of ninja friends, consisting of Nara Shikamaru, Haruno Sakura, Sai, Hyūga Neji, and of course, Hinata, to save Hanabi from the mysterious. But what could it be that lies ahead? IT'S UNLIKE ANY MENMA FANFICS YOU'VE READ. RE-EXPERIENCE THE LAST LIKE NEVER BEFORE. (Naruto: The Last , Menma Parody) From: yours truly and ChloeLaPomme UPDATES ON: Thursdays, 1:00PM UTC

ugh this is so stupid...why did deidara make me get this?

Hiroko is Orochimaru's little girl, she goes to the Akatsuki and steals their hearts. What happens when Orochimaru leaves and the Akatsuki wants the girl? Kohona is hot on their trail, both of them. Who will win Orochimaru, the akatsuki or the leaf?