In a joint mission with Port Mafia, the Armed Detective Agency have encountered Guild Member Edgar Allan Poe's first and only romance book. When Higuchi read it, doubting its danger, the book has sucked in Soukoku and Shin Soukoku inside it. To get them out, the Agency and Port Mafia have to read and complete at least one of Poe's stories, for each pair. Almost all of them ends with a romantic scene that would surely damage the reputation of the four men. Inspired by Hamefura's episode eight, with Soukoku and Shin Soukoku as Katarina and the suitors (and vice versa). Higuchi, Kyouka, Kouyou and Lucy are basically Mary. With the rest being Maria who tries to calm down Mary (the four women). It won't end well. And I'm gonna have so much fun writing this story~ *Evil Laughter Disclaimer: I don't own anything except for this story. Bungou Stray Dogs and its characters belong of Asagiri Kafka.

Howls, the spine shivering sound no one cares to hear. Levi has had insomnia for as long as he remembers, every night he tries to sleep he hears strange sounds in the night that keep him awake. One day while shopping he meets Eren, a charming young man that Levi has learned to have feelings for. Little does he know are the secrets he holds.

Dream learns three things when a man falls out of the sky and lands in front of him: 1. Normalcy is relative. 2. Guardian angels exist, and he has one named George. 3. He really needs to come up with better pick-up lines.

"Do you love me? Because you shouldn't." Highest past ranking: #1 in dreamnotfound --- I'm never finishing this sorry lol