we're all gonna die ORIGINAL! horror

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a man takes his sadness down to the river / but then he's still left / with the river. a man takes his sadness and throws it away / but then he's still left with his / hands. POETRY © putrescentpoet 2021

In which an electrical girl might run out of batteries; the darkling shadow and bone #1 [ march 2021 - ? ] *on hold.* [ writer's block is shit ] rated as new adult. tw: graphic descriptions, gore, toxicity, sexual scenes. cover by the amazing @thesehunprint <3 © all rights reserved to Leigh Bardugo, except for my OCs, 2021.

Irene Sovetskaya yearns for vengeance. After a strong suspicion of the Emperor's hand in her parents' assassination, the newly titled Countess desires to spill the blood of the monarchy. To do so, she must be admitted to the royal court, and marrying the prince seems the most plausible choice. The only problem is that he will never choose her as a prospective bride. As such, she devises one single plan-use Tom Riddle, a pauper that looks almost identical to the prince, to infiltrate the castle and seize the crown. dark retelling of the prince and the pauper. slowburn enemies to lovers. dark royal core au. edited by @camilledarling all tarot card pictures are made by cocorrina and can be found as a deck on their website.

❦ 𝑊𝐻𝐸𝑁 𝐿𝐼𝐹𝐸 𝑀𝐸𝐸𝑇𝑆 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝑇𝐻 𝐼𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑇𝑅𝐴𝐺𝐸𝐷𝑌 𝑂𝐹 𝐴𝑀𝑂𝑅𝐸 ❦ - 𝖳𝗈𝗆 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗏𝗈𝗅𝗈 𝖱𝗂𝖽𝖽𝗅𝖾 𝖯𝗈𝗌𝗍-𝖧𝗈𝗀𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝖠𝖴 - 𝖲𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀: 𝖱𝗈𝗆𝖺, 𝖨𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗂𝖺 - 𝖳𝗈𝗆 𝗑 𝖮𝖢 ©_eunoiia_ 2021 All Rights Reserved started: 3/1/21 finished: TBD (Disclaimer: Tom Riddle/HP universe belongs to Joanne, but every other character is mine)

i forgive you. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ a collection of letters to tom riddle ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ prose, © neptunals

𝑽𝑨𝑵𝑰𝑻𝑨𝑺 ❝ a symbolic work of art showing the transience of life, the futility of pleasure, and the certainty of death ❞ ━ in which she bleeds in words so he can make art out of her blood TOM RIDDLE | POETRY © endIesstars ✧･ﾟ part of the "Stygian Themes" reading list made by @Poetry ✧･ﾟ