THIS IS NOT FINISHED IDK WHY IT SAYS THAT horny horny horny tbh enjoy, you freaks. (thank you for all the attention though, really boosts my ego. no but seriously, thank you.)

18+ / Very Mature "Please, this is like cliche-central. With a kinky twist." ††† I step under the hot stream of water, soaking my hair, and take a deep breathe. I try and clear my mind, focusing on the way the water feels hitting my body. I turn around, opening my eyes, only to shout out a curse and stumble back. Emma is directly in front of me, taking off her tank top, eyes glued to my body. I hadn't shut the curtains, thinking no one would be in here, and I didn't know if I was happy or mad I did that. I stood there speechless as her small hands grasped the bottom of her sports bra. I inhaled sharply when she pulled it up and over her head, exposing her breasts. They jiggled slightly as she tossed her clothes to the side, and I found my heart rate quickening at an alarming rate. "W-what are you doing?" I breathe out as she pulls her leggings down her body, leaving her in just a thong. "Showering." Emma tells me as if it's obvious.

Immensely private Olivia has her world turned upside down when it collides with Harry, a critically acclaimed musician with stardom in his grasp. Together they navigate the obstacles of love, fame, heartbreak and the bond of friendships that keep it all together. Part 1 of 3 [#1 Fan Fiction 12 Sept 2018] - MATURE CONTENT Reader comments: "ok wow wow wow I loved that book and read it all in 24 hours. I loved it thank you thank you for crafting such a beautiful and, at times, frustrating story but all the frustration shows the depth of the world you've created and I was only annoyed because I wanted to see these characters I'd grown to love find happiness" - @frogdaddy "That was breathtaking, beautiful, amazing, wonderful, lovely, adventurous and all in all magnificent!! I'm in tears.. My heart can't handle this.. I'm gonna read the 2nd book right now!!!" - @ingeGer "i'M CRYING . BEST BOOK EVER. 11/10 RECOMMEND" - @div3rgeme "MY FAVORITE BOOK OF ALL TIME ON WATTPAD!!!" - @Shinnustar

In order to be taken seriously, Lexi has had to become something she hates; emotionless, ruthless and a little bit brutal. But despite the tough exterior, she has one weakness, a green-eyed man with a smile that makes her stomach flip and ego so big she wants to slap it right out of him.

Maybe she shouldn't have opened her door in the middle of the night. 24/06/19 #3 in fanfiction 24/06/19 #3 in romance

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

SpongeBob passionately kissed his pink pal, he loved him so much, it was true love.

Fifty Shades of John Cena. I don't own either Bill Nye or John Cena, or any of the other characters besides Billy and Cock.

After living a peaceful life as a man of science, Bill Nye must drop his knowledge sharing life in order to confront his past before it confronts him. In this thrilling mini-novel, join Bill Nye as he dives into a past long forgotten.