[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

So... this is basically a Larry Stylinson one shot book. All of the stories here are written by me. Thanks for your attention and please your minds, sweeties. Larry is so real I cry.

Our Jeff has lost all heart and became jaded after Ben had mysteriously left. Jeff can only think about him and he tries to forget him thinking Ben is dead. Jeff feels all alone in the world but doesn't realize what he is in for. NOTE: This is my first story so please don't be too hardcore with hate. ~ xXDeadlyDreamsXx

BWWM

Consists of Slenderman, BEN Drowned, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Masky, and Hoodie. If there are more just ask me and I'll put them in there. I am aware of more other well liked characters, I just want to start small then grow a little.

Zombies ,no one thinks it could ever happen till one little mistake makes it all happen. From the movies we all seen to the books we read. Katherine and group of people she finds along the way find themselves in a world getting over run by zombies. They find a place far from where they started call the safe zone. Will they make it or will all hell unleash on them? Soon it will be to late to save anyone. Can or will they find a place to keep them safe or will human kind as we know end to becoming a world of the undead?

READ THE PASTA BEFOR YOU ASK THE QUESTION!!!!! If you ask a question and it is like hey slender man where do you hunt? It will piss me off because EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!!! If you do i will not reaspond to you because your stupid....ALSO here are some comon pasta monsters you can ask~ SLENDERMAN JEFF THE KILLER SMILE DOG BEN MASKY HOODIE THE RAKE BOB SLPENDERMAN TRENDERMAN ENDERMAN SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN EYELESS JACK SALLY JANE THE KILLER (i guess) GRINNY THE OBSERVER LOST SILVER AND MANY MORE!!! DONT SH^T ON ANYONE THEY MY BE EVIL BUT THEY HAVE FEELINGS^.^!! only i can do that^.^ SHOW THEM LOVE!!!!

Okie's fifteen. She lives in New York. She's got a few problems: she's failing geography, her dad's a wimp, and her mother, Sumatra, is a stone cold bitch. But things get a lot worse when Sumatra turns into a zombie and eats Okie's dad. Clio, Okie's grandmother, lives in Toronto; but since the zombie apocalypse, Toronto's a lot further away than it used to be. Clio suggests that Okie transport Sumatra across the border, because family is family. But coaching Okie by cellphone isn't easy, and Clio has some zombies of her own to contend with. Luckily she has some garden tools. Naomi Alderman and Margaret Atwood team up for this unusual two-hander. Encompassing love, death, sex, and the meaning of family, The Happy Zombie Sunrise Home will surprise, delight, and convince you of the vital importance of keeping ready supplies of rhubarb and mini-wieners in your freezer at all times. The story unfolds beginning October 24.