"Can you back up!?" He said with a little sass. "Sir it's my job to stand by close" he replied. "Not too close! It feels like you're breathing on my neck" he tried to nudge him away. "We're in a crowd I don't want you to get hurt"

where idol taehyung texts an innocent boy named jungkook about his dick size. ©yoongisdickpics 2018

❝Jungkook is bored and decides to enter a random number into his phone and text that person. Little did he know, the person he was texting was his long term crush, Taehyung.❞ Kookie: Taehyung fucking knows i love him i assume that you told him because no one knew except for you Tae: i didn't tell him you did © shyuxi 2018 | completed Translations available!! Arabic: @seli-senpai Russian: @fashionpolicee (click on the link in the bio!!)

JeonJungkook: he's my best friend, Jimin Parkchiminnie: that didn't stop you from saying you wanna fuck him on his Instagram JeonJungkook: ... /// In which Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook are in love, but too stupid to see that. Completed

when he calls him 'peach', he forgets he's pretending.

[COMPLETED] In which Jungkook runs a Twitter stan account and stumbles upon Taehyung: a flirty, not-so-straight fuckboy. top!taehyung bottom!jungkook *Texting format with writing in some chapters!*

❝I'm horny❞ ❝And what do you want me to do about that?❞ In which Taehyung and Jungkook begin talking online. Not to mention the fact that they're horny fuckers. [an out of date, cringy fic that i wrote during my young, koreaboo stage for the love of god dont read this]

[COMPLETED] Jeonjungkook: "S E N D N U D E S" Kimtata: it's a 'give and take' shit bruh. Book Cover cr: @PastaWithSushi 💕

" I can't do this it's wrong! You have a wife! " " Maybe I should tell her I found someone else worthy enough to be my wife " " Don't tell her that! " " Why not? If it's the hurtful truth " <edit by taeshi200>

[COMPLETED] Jungpapi🔥 Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮ Taeconda💦 Are you Donald Trump? Because you're making my bobo numb ლ(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ლ) Highest Ranks: #2 in Fanfiction 22|2|20 #1 in Taekook 28|12|19 (this book is a work of crack and work of crack alone. Don't read it. Not, because our sense of humour might differ. You've been warned.) Book Cover cr: @Zhedgela 💕 •A Vkook FanFiction•