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Six Years Too Long by strawhat_pirate
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died. Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine. Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
Palm To Palm by strawhat_pirate
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All Might went into an orphanage for a charity event and came out with a new lease on life and an adorable-- if not slightly traumatized-- son. Izuku is a boy with open eyes and a kindness that stretches miles and miles deep. He knows more than any ten year old should, and Toshinori is aware of this. He's been aware of this since the moment he crouched down in front of the boy and let him press their palms together. Now Toshinori is impossibly smitten and determined to heal Izuku the same way he helped heal him, no matter what challenges jump in the way. He'll protect and build him up no matter what. For his son, nothing is ever too much. Of course, he never claimed to think fatherhood to be easy going in. He just... hadn't thought it would make him want to Detroit Smash some cocky brat named 'Kacchan' through a wall either. Or: Izuku heals All Might on a whim and gets himself a new, (extremely overprotective) dad in the process.
Never Trust Your Rinnegan (Tales of Sasuke's Travels) by MTDSOW
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Sasuke's Rinnegan takes him to the world of BNHA, shenanigans and Sasuke being thoroughly unimpressed with the hero world ensue. I do not own Naruto or BNHA, both belong to their respective owners, this is for entertainment purposes only. Any and all art I use isn't mine. I can't draw. !! IMPORTANT !!: As of May 20th, all updates for this fic will continue on AO3 under my account there, MTDSOW for reasons listed in the final chapter.
Kal El (Boku no Hero Academia) by sparklysoapbubbles
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Reborn with the most cliché superpower, without weakness. Enhanced strength, flight, laser eyes, freeze breath, flame breath, extreme durability and high speed analysis. She is, essentially, the perfect superhero. But the thing is, she isn't interested in hero work, but opening a café? Sort of chill isekai. Will not have regular updates. (Chapter 25 was unpublished because I re-read it and decided it made me very uncomfortable, and I really hate that I'm associated with it in retrospect, sorry (I'll update more consistently to make up for that)) Disclaimer: I did not create the characters from Boku no Hero Academia, 3rd POV unless stated otherwise, cover art by WLOP Warning: swearing, hints of abuse, typos to hell and back
unstoppable force paradox (mha x opm!reader) by cosmicnero
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"What does power cost?" Y/N is quirkless. In a world of superhumans, that's not a good thing. She decides to become strong! After a few years of training (100 sit-ups, 100 push-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 kilometer run every day), she kind of wishes she never had. warnings: canon typical violence, some cursing, past suicide mention cover image source: twitter.com/hgsikm/status/984427360400228354
The Moon's Rising by LittleTyrunt
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Heroes and villains... they're only separated by their convictions and what they believe is right. Both have their morals, and both have a goal that they believe is worth achieving. Two years... Two years I had been trapped like a caged bird just waiting to escape back into the world. It had been nothing but hell for me after the fall of Team Plasma. I had been longing for some form of sign that would tell me that everything would be fine, that I'd have that second chance I desired. That was when fate came knocking on my door in the form of my estranged mother. What she wanted... I didn't care. She had been gone for ten years of my life. She never even said good-bye. Who the hell does that? Whatever apologies she had, I didn't want them. And whatever she had to say, I didn't want to hear it. At least... I thought I didn't. It's funny how you think you knew everything only for everything you've ever been told to be proven a lie. Little did I know how deep those lies had gone. I had no idea what I'd be getting into the moment I got onto that plane with my mother. All I knew, was that I was given a second chance at something I'd been dying to do since I was little. I just... didn't expect it to be on an island in the middle of the sea. It's a completely different world over here, and I'm not sure exactly how I'll adapt. But I do know one thing. My life has started anew, and I can finally get that fresh start I'd been longing for. Even though I'm free, I can't help but get a bad feeling about all of this... {Cover by ImberLapis}
WHiSPER (Pokémon Fanfic) by -idxris
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Lucas can't give verbal orders, and Barry can't focus on the right things sometimes-- but they leave Twinleaf, get a Pokedex, and try becoming trainers anyways. "...are you guys teaching Chimchar sign language?" - ※ Current Progress: Veilstone City ※ on AO3 as『 whisper, writings, warmth. 』 Pokemon Diamond, Pearl and Platinum Novelisation with Renegade Platinum inspirations. Mute Lucas. It's kind of an OC-insert as Lucas, but that barely matters.
Just Deserts (My Hero Academia, Male OC) by Elbowsnapper
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Hisoka Higawara struggles to understand those around him, but he's learning quickly. One day he makes friends with a girl named Nanami, and his life will never be the same.
Medium Meld (Naruto/Gamer, Male OC) by Elbowsnapper
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After waking up on a beach, abandoned so very far from home, Sora sets out on a mission to save himself and the rest of the world in the process. The only problem is, in order to do that, Akatsuki must die. With a complete lack of chakra, a familiar system driving his growth, and his sparkling personality at the helm, what could possibly go wrong?
Shinobi Isekai! by Jesselaroux
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A woman from our world wakes up on the banks of the Naka River in a much smaller body than she remembers. How will our heroine traverse life in a ninja universe which insists on giving her the most Mary Sue backstory possible? OR Hanako cries a lot. It's all Jiraiya's fault.