Five years is a long time to be with someone, Hongjoong would know. That's 1,825 days to get to know your significant other's true colors, to figure out every little kink in their personality so you know that they are truly "The One". After being with him for so long, Hongjoong was well attuned with Seonghwa's behavior, knowing every tiny detail about him; inside and out. Like how his favorite form of quality time was building Lego sets together until 1 am. Or how he absolutely loved to have his hair played with, although he never said it out loud. Or even how his brows would furrow in frustration when the dorm was a mess. He knew him just as well as he knew himself at this point. Which is why he was so confused... With the fast approaching date of this big milestone in their relationship, why was it now that his boyfriend decided to suddenly throw him completely off guard and start acting so weird? Or, 6 times Hongjoong is hella oblivious, and 1 time he finally connects the dots...albeit with a helping hand from Seonghwa himself. Inspired by Bo Burnham's "Five Years" Started: August 1st, 2022 Ended: *THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION! ALL CHARACTERS USED ARE 100% FICTIONALIZED AND DO NOT PERTAIN TO THEIR REAL LIFE VERSIONS OF THEMSELVES*

Where 𝗛𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗴 𝗛𝘆𝘂𝗻𝗷𝗶𝗻 didn't want anything but 𝗟𝗲𝗲 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗵𝗼. He discovered that love was just a simple thing but the elder made it special. He feels special, very much with him. 𝗜𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗟𝗼𝘃𝗲? 𝗜 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝘀𝗼..

minho touches chan's face, gently put his both hands on his face. "i wonder how do you look like..." {very slow update im sorry :< }

"*°•.˜"*° blue hour; i want to be trapped in the magic. °*"˜.•°*" i just write little random stories when i'm bored, most of the one shots will be based off of songs. take your tea and get ready for THE CRINGE. comment and vote if you want 💜 👀 👉 👈 ○ made for entertainment; 100% pure fiction ○ plagiarism is a crime ○ these are all my ideas and any resemblance to any other stories are a pure coincidence ( kitty-incidence 👀 ) ○ the characters in the book do not depict the idols true personalities ○ i don't proofread :( ○ tw: suicide, homophobia this book is crap but if you don't write cringy stories once in your life are you really living? 😗 ✌ ♧oneshots ♧txt ♧nctarology

why y'all still reading this cringe factor 💀 ------ Highest ranking #48 (6/30/17)

Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

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in this book you will learn the wattpad slang , cool books to read , guidlines , etc I hope you enjoy this book .

A book about Zodiac signs, what they could be. These may not be accurate to everyone. Requests are appreciated ? heads up ~~~~~~~~~ some of these I make myself and some of these I get from the internet ?