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Enjoy this you beatiful motherf'ers-- I could be doing a book report but I did this for you.

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Just a normal day at school hanging with your bestie😝, Charli. Mr. Levi is teaching math; the last period of school. He asks you to stay longer because your grades are going down...😏 wtf are you thinking bitch you horny dumbass wifi charger looking as bitch muthafucka. Your grades are going down so you guys have to summon the ryuk spirit 🙀🙀🙀. Read to see what happens next to y/n!!!

"You can't lie..." Charming growls lowly that it sends shivers down Pinocchio's spine then to his wooden problem, Pinocchio gulps nervously and somewhat in arouse. The prince's gloved hand lift the boy's chin and their eyes meet. He leans forward, their lips just inches away from touching, then whispers, "...puppet." ---- "I did want to see the world...but I realized he is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer." Pinocchio sorrowfully mutters as he watches Charming practice his sword-fighting skills from the distance. ==== The story takes place after Shrek 1 and in the beginning of Shrek 2 - while Shrek and Fiona are getting ready for their honeymoon week, Prince Charming is already preparing to rescue his princess from the dragon-keep tower but then stumbles upon a particular wooden boy. ==== The hell am I doing? :D

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A monster they call him, Farquaad was at his lowest until one very special person entered his life, you.

It was a normal day at your favorite coffee shop. Nothing much has changed except that a new barista started showing up. He goes by the name of Big Chungus. Who is he, and what does he want from you? What kind of spicy and romantic shenanigans will you two get into? Read to find out!

It's exactly what it says in the title. I don't know why you clicked on this, but....enjoy??