To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL updates every Wednesday First book in the 'Scum Series'

(Male!Reader) When Athanasia meets with Y/N, a fellow Comrade from another world, the two join forces to help each other escape the grasp of Claude. But... What happens when Claude takes a new found interest in Y/N? ⚠️Warning⚠️ •Smut/sexual content •Bad language •Multiple love interests •Yaoi 'Who made me a princess'

To be loved; or the action of 'love' in general, was a word unbeknownst to Amadea long before she had died. When she wakes as Arius De Alger Obelia, the Crowned Prince to a kingdom ruled by a relentless and cold Emperor, the term 'love' continues to escape him. A grounded rendition of being reincarnated in a world highly underdeveloped than the present, and the following consequences of such on one's psyche. . . . Or, that one universe where Athanasia isn't so alone in a world with a psychotic father -- she just hasn't seen through her brother's eyes yet. | contains mature themes |

𝙴𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚎𝚎𝚍 𝚡 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎!(𝙾𝙲?) [𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜] 𝙸 𝚆𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙, 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖. 𝙸𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚒 𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎, 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚔, 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎. 𝚆𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚒 𝚋𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍? 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚕𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚒 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎. 𝙻𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒 𝚊𝚖- 𝙾𝚑.... 𝙾 𝚑. 𝙾 𝚑, 𝚖 𝚢, 𝚐 𝙾 𝚍 𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙾𝙷𝙷𝙷𝙷𝙷 [Heavily inspired by Eleceed, so if you haven't seen the webtoon i suggest you should. This book will contain lots of spoilers which means many of the storyline isn't mine, and problems are: i added a few of plots i came up with and combine them, so if you want to avoid confusions, the webtoon is a big go] To be honest i'm not sure how many chapters this going to be, since theres like more then 100+ chapters that Eleceed had released. And updates are rlly irregular ⠀ ∧__∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ /( •ω•。) しーＪ (nnノ) 𝙃𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙁𝙪

A fan-fiction wherein modern-day teen, Carter Jackson, gets transmigrated into one of his favorite Chinese novels, "Tian Guan Ci Fu" also known as "Heaven Official's Blessing". Well, it wouldn't have been so bad. He would've lived as a normal 'clueless' civilian who had no idea what the future held. The only thing that worried him was.. .. How does it feel to be burned alive, exactly? ~~~~~~~~ Lovely note from author: (Yes, I know. I am the definition of cringe.) I am still a beginner when it comes to Chinese terms and generally, the language as well- so I will be using my small amount of knowledge in this story. If I ever get something wrong, or perhaps a writing error, feel free to correct me, I may end up learning a whole lot of new things in the process. W A R N I N G : Prepare yourselves for the cringe that you are about to see. Seriously though, prepare to blind yourselves if you ever choose to read this.

Jin is the last member to join the band. The other members have been in a poly relationship for 3/4 months. They are gonna try keeping it a secret but what if they start to fall in love with Jin? Will they keep hiding or will Jin find out? What if his past comes back to haunt him? Read the book to find out.

Just a bunch of oneshots with some smut here and there. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING NARUTO/BORUTO. Most of these are from boruto or shippuden. So I'm very sorry if you get confused as in related to the age in shippuden and Boruto

Kuroda Akira had always lived like an ordinary salaryman, working hard, slaving away in his corporate life. However, this was far from what he actually wanted! He was super tired with his life in the corporate area... he loved manga, cooking and cafés . He had always desired the life of a cafe owner and manager, where he could be his own boss and make other people happy. "Isekai... huh.. stories where protagonist gets sucked into some other world... sounds fun! minus killing and violence... I would rather open a café there." But it was all but a far away dream! drowsiness from the work finally started to kick in and soon everything around him dissolved into darkness. when he came to be, he was in a typical manga villainess trope like situation! "...As the crown prince of the Croyan kingdom, I hereby annul our engagement". I am going to be disowned anyway... let's pack our bags and leave! If this is all real, I definitely want to follow my dreams atleast this time in my life. Omg I can't believe this:- [April, 11 2022: #2 in text-to-speech] [July 8, 2022: #1 in kuudere] [the Artwork is not mine... all credits to the original artists, the writing part is original in all aspects tho :3]

It's a story about a man who works hard settle in his life , but one day he dies . The goddess of life gave him a second chance to live in another world , and wishes him for a happy life. let's see what awaits for him in his new life , and what kind of happy life he lives .

Birth, Life, Death It's something everyone has to go through, but one question I've always had was "What comes after that?" -------------------- Zero is the living definition of someone who is good at everything. So much so that life had lost it's meaning for him. So one day, god decided to throw a meteor right onto his house. Right, it just had to be his house, not any of the houses next to him. "The hell?! Laozi was bored with life, but that didn't mean I gave up my will to live!" -------------------- [System: Hello~ I'm Villain System 005 and my generous self has heard your prayers! Now come and be my host! Together, we shall explore the world beyond your imagination] Zero: Hello, I would like to report a mental patient-- [System: Hey, how rude! Anyways, we have no time to waste! On we go, towards our journey to become the best pair of transmigrators!] Zero: I have a thousand swear words to say and don't know where to start... -------------------- Zero: So, I'm acting as a villain should act. Arrogant, selfish and mean.... So why is the ML trying to get close to me? [System: Don't worry! He's probably trying to pretend to be weak and innocent, then ruthlessly kill you!] ML: Wifey~ Where are you? I've made your favorite dish for dinner, okay? Why don't you come back so we could have a little talk! Zero: ... Zero: Once again, I am speechless by his massive brain hole... System: Once again, I am speechless by how you managed to take the plot and not only run it over by a bulldozer, but also chuck it into the Pacific Ocean... ---------------------------------------- Update Schedule: Sporadic Art is not owned or drawn by me, all credit goes to original artist.