Jschlatt x Gru are in a relationship... But Wilbur Soot is jealous... atleast thats what we all thought. Really this is a story about nothing and everything all happening at the same time. And lest we forget about the crust... Warning: This crackbook contains: - NSFW - OFFENSIVE STUFF PROBABLY - WTF - GUNS - DESPICABLE ME - TOMMYINNIT Enjoy.

Welp

TEMPORARY COVER ART BY @HIOBOWY Wilbur Soot heavily denies he has any attraction for Jared. And yet, he can't help thinking about what he looks like nude. Or, in which wilbur soot and jared have rough hate sex. And that wilbur cant catch a break with me, still. Also this was beta'ed by @thespottedowl and i am extremely grateful for her existence right now so go follow her or i shoot

"do the stanky leg"

linguini stepped forward, his bare legs shining in the moonlight. he looked at remy with an expression of pure lust. remy couldn't help but see a certain sadness behind his eyes. he was determined to make linguini happy. "you are my everything, my world. i would die without you, my little chef."

Place to go when you are feeling down. Note: None of these are my memes. Most are what I find on google images.

yuh just to be clear: i do not intend to ship any of the characters seriously. these are all jokes. thanks :)

Alvin and Levi lived drastically different lives; Alvin was the most popular guy in school and Levi was a high school reject. The two hated each other and why would Alvin ever fall for someone like Levi? This is the cliche story of how Alvin and Levi eventually fall in love. I do not own Levi Ackerman or any characters from Alvin And The Chipmunks btw

George is a scientist at a lab In Florida. He studies unknown creatures.. but when he's introduced to dream.. things feel different.?

dada gru 🙈😍💋