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Jesus, a cute schoolboi is Shrek's no 1 fan. He wants to go a concerts of shrek but his dad said no how will Jesus and Shreks love survive??!!! Read to find out jesus and shrek both biggest figures on history which means.for me bagus💲enjoy

After Kaede confessing her feelings for Shuichi, he managed to mess up letting her down gently & told her he had a boyfriend. He ended up asking Kokichi Ouma, who is already madly crushing on Shuichi, to pretend to be his boyfriend.

They always said life was unfair. Shuichi Saihara is about to discover how true that statement is, and what it means to be forgotten as he tracks down a mystery left by his classmate Kokichi Ouma. -Playlist I used was created by Sumthin https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaLTPBcoIVEpOLEyxoIu5HRtiq7z8xKzq

So I wanted to write some SaiOma. Now you can have this piece of garbage. I'm writing it somewhat differently than my normal writing style. Enjoy! In this universe, Danganronpa does not exist other than in Kokichi's nightmares. Also, lots of consoling. Kokichi goes through...suffering in this story. WARNING: Fluff, angst, mild language, mild violence, harmful speech, lots of feels and crying, and some NDRV3 spoilers! Proceed with caution! Cover is makeshift. I'll make a new and better one soon.

First Book from: And so, the King Decrees For... It was only meant to be a stupid game of dares, 'The King's Game.' But, of course, nothing could go Stan's way. Cartman thought it would be hilarious to get under everyone's skin with his stupid dare and he did. Now, Stan had no way of getting back with Wendy because he was stuck with this dare. Butters didn't care to much about the dare in its entirety. Stan was a cool guy and maybe they could get closer. He didn't see anything wrong with this dare from Eric. But, oh boy, if his parents knew, he'd sure be grounded. After this dare ends, he and Stan could still be friends, right? What was the dare?: Stan and Butters were forced to date for two months.

Stan Marsh has never been anything but an unaffected yet sensitive boy his whole life. The only people who's ever been welcomed into his life was his super best friend, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny Mccormick and Eric Cartman who wasn't really as close to him like the other two were. As long as the kid isn't missing chats and hangouts with his buddies or the unnecessary drama at school, the boy honestly didn't give two shits. The boy was already going through his sophomore year in high school and already felt his life going through hell. Letting his own life go downhill, he's got himself a little blonde boy trying to get himself in Stan's life and help him get through his troubles. Cover credits go to 雨-kun on tumblr! Go check them out!

OUMASAIII I ship this too much to NOT make a fan fic. If you're one of those weirdos that actually reads the description, basically, (spoilers if you haven't seen Kokichi's love hotel) but in this fan fic, it is the universe of Kokichi's love hotel. Kokichi is a phantom thief, and Saihara is a Detective. Everyone in town knows of the wealthy 16-year-old gentleman named Ouma; he's heard to be charming, host parties often, and he somewhat mysterious, although, no one knows how Kokichi is so wealthy. Anytime someone tries to ask him about it, he seems to avoid giving direct answers or disappears around a corner. A well-know detective named Shuichu Saihara, despite being only 17, has lots of people praise him for his intelligence ever since he solved a very complex case, mainly on accident. Saihara has had his eye on Kokichi for a while ever since a recent robbery had a small link to the wealthy individual. Will he be able to learn more about this mysterious Kokichi Ouma? (Well, of course he will, pffff) All possible pictures that appear in this story are NOT owned by me and are only used as visuals.

Kokichi Ouma is the Ultimate Supreme Leader. At least that's what everyone thought. After an insane turn of events, something's odd about him. But what..?