Lily is a laidback slacker with a phobia for commitment...who happens to owe the devil her (nonexistent) firstborn. When the ruler of Hell comes knocking, what choice does she have but to let the devil play matchmaker? *** Lily has never been good at relationships, not that it matters to her. That is until Eve, a seductive woman claiming to be the devil's apprentice, shows up to collect a debt Lily doesn't remember owing: her firstborn child. Without a firstborn to give, and with the threat of eternal damnation at her heels, Lily finds herself on a chaotic matchmaking quest with the devil herself. Eve swears she's only playing matchmaker to collect the debt owed to her, but with each failed set-up, Lily suspects there may be something more to the devil's plan. [[word count: 60,000 - 70,000]] Cover designed by Joe Resch [[Wattys 2020 Winner]] Content warning: this story includes dark humour, mature themes, and scenes of violence and gore

Francis Flourish is a master magician and at the prime of his career--but he's never seen real magic. That all changes on one fateful show when his rabbit Roger actually disappears through his hat. He checks the trap door, but his faithful rabbit is not there. Where had it gone? How deep does the hat go? What lies on the other side? With the help of his assistant, The Fantastic Flourish embarks through his hat and into the other side, forever changing his life from what proceeds.