These two fruity assholes have taken over my life now, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem. So here's my collection of oneshots and little story bits. Insert your obligatory "this is about the characters, not the content creators" here. Don't ship real people and keep in mind that I'm writing about the characters, and purely the characters. (Art not mine ((Obviously))) If you have any questions about any of these AUs, feel free to ask me about them! I love answering questions about them. And if you spot something that I should add to the warnings, let me know so I can add them!

Quackity just wanted a cup of coffee after his last place got caught in the crossover of a gang war. Why is the owner of his new favorite place surrounded by blood? Or: Wilbur is a chaotic evil coffee shop owner and Quackity is a very confused mafia boss who just wanted some coffee.

Wilbur was tired of being a hero. He liked to believe that he was a good hero, but being a good hero wasn't enough. It was never enough. Always compared to his twin brother, the golden child of the Minecraft Hero Family. Wilbur lived in Techno's shadow. He hated it so much and he wasn't sure how much more he could take. He wanted to be seen for who he was. He was Wilbur goddamn Minecraft, and he refused to let himself be a side note in someone else's story. Villains had one right; the right to choose a nemesis. A thesis to their anti-thesis. A rival. His subordinates always questioned why he chose Magpie. He never bothered to explain. He had met the hero once, and that was all it took. The eldest of the Minecraft children was so much more than anyone realized. There was a deep running fury hidden under his mask. The hero was fast approaching his breaking point. That, is why Quackity chose him. Wilbur Minecraft was going to fall soon, and he was going to fall hard. And Quackity would be right there waiting, ready to catch his songbird when he did. (Art belongs to @smimsalted who is a part of my Discord server and deserves all the love for this amazing piece!)

{On hiatus} "You deserve someone who loves and values you" Quackity scoffed "Please- name one person who does" "Me" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Quackity always loved flowers, Ever since they were a child they would go to their mothers garden everyday just to smell the fresh flowers. He loved flowers so much he decided to open a flower shop but he never expected a certain customer would make him feel this way

//This was inspired by 'Mentally Not Right', I would recommend checking out their book!// CW Insanity Toxic relationships Child neglect Sexual references Child Abuse Wilbur had a normal upbringing, 2 caring parents, and even some siblings that he could play with. But nothing's truly perfect, and over the years his family broke apart along with his sanity. By the time he was 27, he had lost all hope in the world, nearly blowing up a motel and himself. Before he could, he broke down and was sent to a mental institution nicknamed Limbo. . . . Alex never knew his birth family, he was too young to remember them. When he was 3 he was placed into a foster system where 4 years later he was adopted by his foster fathers, Sam and Ponk. They already had a son, George, and Alex loved him, they got along really well (at least that's what Quackity thought) When he started High school he fell madly in love with an older boy, Johnathan, although he preferred Schlatt. The two dated for a few years, Alex growing more and more aware of who he was dating, he ended up leaving the man and 3 years later taking in his son after Schlatt died of a heart attack. . . . On Wilbur's 13th year in the institution, he was sure he would just be stuck in this Limbo, left to wait until he finally died, no one could help him and it seemed that no one wanted to help him. That same year, Alex Quackity joined the institution as a psychiatrist, more specifically, Wilbur's new psychiatrist. Started: 02 - 22 - 2023 Ended: 07 - 19 - 2023

- - - Cariño. Honey. That's what he called me. A nickname, some would say. The nickname came out of nowhere. On accident. Let me tell you how it all started - - - "And...um, can I have, uh, cariño?" The man scrunched up his nose then giggled. "You mean miel? Cariño is honey as a pet name." He smiled. "Nice try though, cariño." I blushed bright red, giving him a shy smile. "Yeah, honey, that's what I mean." - - - #2 in coffeeshopau (6/27/23) #10 in quackity (10/2/23) Firstly, this was originally a oneshot and I love Quackbur so {Started 3/12/22} {Ended 2/14/24}

Though he desperately refuses the conformities of modern novel tropes, George acknowledges he's just the same as every book character. A side character that is. Studying his way into writing a hit novel George has to master the ups and downs of his college life, overprotective roommate, and the friends with benefits he has going on with his best friend. Only problem is the line of feelings had been blurred years ago, and Dream's future lies between a pretty blondes watermelon flavored lips. Will George be able to skate past the due dates of writing or will he fall victim to the hockey captain once more? *** His brows furrow a bit but he seems to keep his cool when he asks, "can I still kiss you?" And what else am I supposed to say to that? *** This is a mature book. Check the TW in the first chapter <3

"I could drink your blood if you let me, baby- drain you o' your love until you hate me." It's the 1800s. Alexis Quackity has been sent on a business trip to England, arriving at a certain Wilbur Soot's lavish castle. But Wilbur isn't an ordinary human. Well, he's not exactly a human. Things get complicated when he develops a certain... liking... for Quackity. [Contains smut!] "Blood! Didn't they want your blood? So why apologise for being blue and cold?" Cover by @cyani07 on Twitter

Quackity, a priest, investigates the mysterious, almost paranormal, happenings that have been going on in Church Prime, and ends up summoning a demon. An attractive demon. Named Wilbur. CWs for this book: Religious trauma, heavy gore/violence, brief mentions of s/h, sexual references

George was a pretty quiet person. No I'm serious he was really quiet. So quiet, in fact, that he hasn't said many words in the past 5 years. Despite George's silence, his friends, Sapnap and Dream, manage to look past it and enjoy his company nonetheless. A few weeks ago the three finally decided it was time to meet up for the first time. "George." Dream suddenly spoke. George raised an eyebrow and hummed in response. "Is there a reason you don't talk? You don't have to tell me.. I was just...curious I guess." Dream softly chuckled. "I don't like my voice." George said under his breath. - This is the longer version of muted I have consent from the author to edit it! Original author @Zero_the_loser22 Their version is on Ao3 on so go check it out Started on July 22 2021 Finished April 6 2023 Top ranks in # I got 5 #sadness 2#gream 2#gnf 91#dream 53#george 1 #Dreamnotfound 1 #Yelling 3 #muted 133 #friendstolovers 124 #Dreamnotfound 1 #dnf 2 #sapnap