Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Hinata, and Uzumaki Naruto are the resident dumbass/weak girl/dead last of the academy. Or so everyone thinks. In reality, they are the perfect team. A motivated Nara and a shadow walker of excellent skill - the greatest strategist of all time; a medical prodigy and lover of all things poisons - Juuken master; a chakra powerhouse and seal master of never-before-seen levels - a walking Ninjutsu machine. Not to mention they are picking up the insane, sadistic, pyromaniac tendencies of their Jounin sensei Mitarashi Anko. ~ Strong!Smart!SealMaster!Neglected!Naruto. Alive!MinaKushi. Strong!Motivated!Badass!Shikamaru. Strong!Smart!Confident!Badass!Hinata. None of them are "Godlike" or "God Level" and they will have enemies that will kick their asses from time to time. Naruto has two siblings, him being the eldest of the triplets, Menma(M, blonde, blue eyes) and Minami(F, redhead, purple eyes) with a little sibling(Mito) on the way. He is neglected for his "Chosen Ones/Prophecy Children" younger siblings and treated badly by the village due to Kurama(the Kyuubi). Naruto has red hair and blue eyes Hinata is just overall badass. Like RTN Hinata, but not slutty or overly violent. She grew her hair out. Shikamaru got his dads brains and his mom's heart. He is motivated, sarcastic, witty, and WILL kick your ass. Anko is the big sister figure for Naruto. She is sadistic and crazy, but has morals and is loyal as fuck. Civilian council bashing. Danzo bashing. Sasuke and Sakura bashing. Mild!MinaKushi bashing. I think that's all. BTW for those of you who might tell me that my fanfic is wrong, this is an ALTERNATE UNIVERSE/TIMELINE. NONE OF THIS IS RELATED TO CANON AND I DON'T OWN JACK SHIT. SO PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME.

When there's a rumor going around Konoha that Shikamaru has a thing for blondes, Temari and Ino started arguing which blonde it is. When they don't know is that everyone (except a few people) already know which blonde Shikamaru likes, but which blonde is it? A blonde with whiskers and a love for orange. (2 chapter story & first ever ShikaNaru fic on Wattpad!)

Triggers: Suicide, mentions of SasuSaku, triggering actions Song: Wherever You Are - 5 Seconds Of Summer Summary: Sasuke is forced to marry Sakura Haruno by his dad in the Uchiha name, even after convincing him that he has a boyfriend by the name of Naruto Uzumaki. Maybe Sasuke learned to love Sakura? Naruto had his own doubts.

warrning filled with yaoi

'"So tell me," Kakashi began. "Why do you have so many tattoos?"' Or, in which Naruto gets a tattoo representing all of his ex-boyfriends. KakaNaru

All Naruto and Sai want to do is get home. But what happens when they get lost, Naruto needs help getting his clothes off, and things get a little too wet for Sai's liking? Oneshot(ish), because we all need a little naruto and sai in our lives. COMPLETE

AU from tumblr: "Naruto, my entire clan's been turned into deer! Stop laughing!"