dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

Groupie? // 5SOS

"If you don't let me explain, I swear to god I'm walking out that door with my stuff by late morning." She threatened. "I don't care. You've hurt me enough. I couldn't care less if you left. In fact, you'd be doing me a favor." I said carelessly. Tears began falling from her glassy eyes. "Well if that's how you feel...

old friends

" we're gonna be bestest friends forever, right? " " forever and ever and ever. " [ lowercase intended ] 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 • 𝗼𝗰 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖 #1 in dreamteam #1 in discord #1 in minecraft #2 in georgenotfound #6 in dreamwastaken #7 in sapnap

𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

a wrong number situation mixed with a girl who believes in the smallest of cliches, with no exception to her own situation. started: 30/03/22 completed: 28/03/23 sapnapxfem!oc raving reviews! "HUHHH?????" - a reader "i love you but die" - another reader

Project Daddy || a.i

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

𝐵𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑛𝑠: a Lunch Club x reader

edit: STOP READINF THIS HALF THE PEOPLE ARE RACIST HELP LMAOO - (y/n) is an average twitch streamer who deals with adhd and anxiety, She meets lunch club but, who in the end will she fall for? or will she fall for one at all? • status: done • • ⚠️TW: Strong language, Themes and ment...

Do I Wanna Know? - Ranboo

𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 they are just teenagers living their life as a streamers along with feelings blooming in the air. ❪ first book in the Greek Mythology series ❫ ❪ ranboo x fem!oc ❫ ©D2mbW0r3

call me. | tubbo x reader

y/n having no parent support, her older brother wilbur moved her in with him and he tries his best to make y/n happy again. this causes a ton of new friendships, hate, sadness, anger, happiness, joy, and excitement. Maybe even found someone she loves?....

A LITTLE LESS SIXTEEN CANDLES; A LITTLE MORE TOUCH ME // Karl Jacobs X Reader

You set your phone down when a customer walked in - a boy with fluffy brown hair and an oversized jumper. You watched him wander between the shelves for a few moments, looking sort of lost, as most boyfriends and/or husbands did when they came looking for gifts. Shame too - he was cute. Still, you walked around the co...

lovely neighbour | tommyinnit

"I'd jump in the cadillac with you," I jokingly said. "Oh shove off," he replied as he turned away to hide his smile. u should just read the story u can click off if u happen to not like it ;)

Gary The Toothbrush

The story of a toothbrush named Gary

Tightrope

Sometimes you have to believe that even if you fall, someone will be there to catch you.

you're staring. - tommyinnit

"tommy. you're staring. i can practically feel your eyes burning into the back of my neck" "sorry cassie, i'll stop." ............ ............ ............ ............ In which Cassidy Lovette's life is changed forever by a single twitter notification. started: november 8th, 2020 ended: (ongoing) NOVEMBER 27...

in the middle of june

jack manifold x reader fanfic "you never realise how much the people closest to you can surprise you...until they do" "i guess so, but i really never thought- " you are a small-ish streamer you are almost 16, your birthday is towards the beginning of the book not entirely sure how i'm going to do this yet this story i...

under their wings. || jschlatt x reader

a jschlatt x reader fanfiction. warnings: strong language, mentions of abuse you're an instagram and twitter influencer, but also really enjoy video games. as you play games with your best friend travis and his friends, you feel as if you're one of the group. you get closer to them, yet there's a voice that has enchan...

3ᴀᴍ

while y/n was too busy yelling at her friend angelina for not helping her fight back people in bed wars, ranboo was still considering if he should raid you or not ty for 1M!!!<3

pretty poggers - quackity

"you're actually pretty poggers." "alex, you're an idiot." in which a bi girl with a podcast tweets out that she would let quackity rail her and twitter has a field day (short story !!)

mi amor | quackity x reader

q u a c k i t y x r e a d e r what would happen if two famous streamers met without warning. without notice. without sound. maybe a little bit of sound. .... yeah loads of sound ⚠️ FT. CURSING, ABUSE, ANXIETY, & MORE ⚠️ "name!" a male said "i think you've killed her" the same male said. "oh my fucking god.. yo...

𝕊𝕞𝕠𝕜𝕖𝕪 |Jschlatt x Reader|

(TW: Abuse, self harm, suicidal thoughts/tendencies) I peeked in and saw a washed out forest green sweatshirt with the logo Smokey Bear on it. I smiled as I notice there was a note on it. I open the slightly crumbled up paper. ...

Wildflower

The universe has a funny way of making strangers appear in your life repeatedly when it's time for them to become a piece to your story. For Calum this next piece seems a little bit dangerous, extremely wild and exciting, and set to be larger than many that have come before. He's just hoping to survive her... *** Cal...

6463 l.h

"So you're the lucky girl who landed on the 6463 locker" Michael says with a naughty smile "That's the most desirable locker in the entire school" "Is that so?" I lick my thin lips "Hell yeah baby" he smiles bumping his shoulder against mine "Congratulations, now you belong to Luke Hemmings"

Playground || LRH

in which a girl helps out a lad who was stuck in a mcdonald's playground. lowercase intended ★★★★★ //est. november 4th 2014 #1 in 5sauce [july 2018]

𝑸𝒖𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 [𝒍𝒓𝒉]

part one - Quarantie - completed part two - brutal - ongoing We all know it: during the time of covid-19, no one is allowed to leave the house. Unfortunately, Jade isn't only under quarantine with her own family but also with her brother's best friend Luke Hemmings who Jade can't stand at all. This is my idea, don't...

after you left |ai|

I thought I had everything I could have ever dreamt of, the job, the house and you. But then you walked out on me and I don't know how to start over. You were everything I wanted, everything I needed and now you're gone. --------- Highest rank: #1 lukehemmings but it's an ashton irwin fanfic

The Best. By far. Is you (Wes x Reader)

A new Girl takes a huge risk by joining Smosh Games. Will it all be worth it? Has she made the right choice? Or should she have stayed where she was before? Also she forms great friendships with the gang and gets really close to a certain gentle giant. But surely they are just friends? Right?

stutter » a. irwin

[one] in which a drummer and a songwriter find common interest in a coffee shop - along with something more that neither of them could have ever expected.

cool kids [c.hood]

"if that's your way of picking up girls, I'm sorry to break it to you my friend but you're not doing very well." in which a boy tried with pick up lines but she didn't try at all. sequel: colours (its on my profile)

talk fast // calum hood

won't last, I'm okay with that // burn, crash, romance -basically a Calum fluff book with occasional smut and a big surprise at the end :) (previously called If These Walls Could Talk) highest rank: #1 in 5sosfanfic (sept-nov. 2018)

The Nerd's Secret // Book 1 [PUBLISHED]

Highest Rank #1 in Action "I can't tell anyone how I was kidnapped and raped. How I was used and abused. I certainly can't tell anyone how I learnt to fight so that I could protect myself." Mia Brooks wasn't your ordinary teenage girl. She is a teenage girl with no family. After being left alone on the streets of Nor...

Brothers best friend~ Nate Hardy

Your brother Sam comes to visit your family in Kansas with one of his best friends Colby which you have known forever you love hanging out with your brother Sam and Colby but you haven't got to in a while due to the fact that they are Youtubers and they live in LA when they come back to Kansas they invite you to go to...