"I hate you". "then stop looking at me like you want to be fucked". ━━━━━━ in which a regular demon puts the upper moons in their place by seducing and degrading them. ━━━━━━ warning(s): this is for my own entertainment, royalty au, & manga spoilers‼️

"what're you looking at, master?", dōma questioned. "your tiddies". ━━━━━━ in which kibutsuji muzan switches bodies with a 21st century (crackhead) girl. ━━━━━━ warning(s): this is purely for my own satisfaction after being shlumped by exams :)

"ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀꜰʟʏ ɢɪʀʟ!" "ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴍᴇʟᴇᴏɴ ʙᴏʏ!" ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ɪɴ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄᴀᴍɪʟᴏ ᴍᴀᴅʀɪɢᴀʟ ᴘɪᴄᴋꜱ ᴜᴘ ᴀ ʀᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪɴᴅꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴇʀɪᴇꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇꜱ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ʙʏ ᴀ ᴍʏꜱᴛᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ ɢɪʀʟ. ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: 1/20/22 ᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ: -

─── "𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨!" ─── "𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘐 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨?" ─── 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘮𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘣𝘰𝘸. ─── 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: 2/21/2022 ─── 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: -

"ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴅ ʜᴀʙɪᴛꜱ ʟᴇᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ". ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ↳ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴇᴛɪᴄ ɴᴀʀʀᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ꜰᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ɪɴ ʟᴏᴠᴇ. ━━━━━━━━━━━━ ↳ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ: - ᴄᴜʀꜱɪɴɢ - ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ꜰᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴏᴛ/ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ ꜱᴘᴏɪʟᴇʀꜱ - ꜱʜɪᴛᴛʏ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ/ᴘᴏᴇᴍꜱ ━━━━━━━━━━━━

🐇🥕"𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺". 🐇🥕𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯-𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘶𝘯𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 "𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴" 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘹𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳 - 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦. 🐇🥕𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: • 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 • 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 • 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵/𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 • 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 🐇🥕 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: 11/2/21 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: 5/26/22

"𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙗𝙮 𝙢𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙚𝙢𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨, 𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙞". 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧. 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚. ━━━━━━ ♛ ━━━━━━ 𝗶𝘁 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗮𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁, 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹; 𝘁𝗼𝗼 𝗱𝗲𝗲𝗽 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗲. ━━━━━━ ♛ ━━━━━━ 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: • 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 • 𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 • 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙠𝙣𝙗 𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙘 (𝙥𝙤𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙖𝙡 𝙤𝙤𝙘) •𝙎𝙇𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙧/𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙢 ━━━━━━ ♛ ━━━━━━ 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙: 9/20/21 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙: -

"evil? I just simply wish to live life to the fullest. but if that's what you want to label it, then so be it". ----------- they were the blessed children of kurieitā. and amongst the five children, kitani aisa strikes to be one of the more scheming siblings amongst them all. watch as she slyly steals all the members of the generation of miracles and uncrowned generals for herself. "why, I'm simply letting you four borrow them for now. they'll end up all belonging to me anyways", she haughtily proclaimed. ----------- warnings: • cursing • might be slight ooc (+ bad plot) • lowercase intended

▃▃▃▃▃ "𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘺!" ↳ 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘰𝘺 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘭 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: •𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 •𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 •𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘫𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘶 ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟏𝟐/𝟑𝟏/𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: -

"𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘺𝘰𝘶". ─── 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘶𝘮𝘪 (𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘴 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯) 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘫𝘰𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴'𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘺𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘮 ─── 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: ↳ 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 ↳ 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘭𝘰𝘵 ↳ 𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥 ↳ 𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘢 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘴 ─── 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: 8/15/2021 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘥: -