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The Broccoli and the Psychopath Deku X Dora The Explorer by CarlWheezerCanRailMe
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*takes massive shit in your basement cutely UwU♥* --THIS IS NOT A JOKE-- Dek Deku gets expelled from ua so he goes to live with his grandma who's name is Dora T. Explorer. Grandma & Grandson by chance, lovers by choice UwU.
Tutorial on how to breathe by Leyyru
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How to breathe
The Bible Of Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge by LunaTheAnimusHybrid
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Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge is a long Furby created by STRANGE ÆONS. He is an absolute god, so I made him a bible.
Barry B. Benson x reader  by _cumslutttt
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One day you were talking to someone in your flower shop and you saw this sexy bee with a costumer. Both of you locked eyes...little did you know both of your lives would change forever... YES I MADE THIS AS A JOKE IM BORED AND CAME UP WITH THE IDEA AT 2AM I DONT OWN BARRY BENSON SO YEAH FJDJSJS BTW I CANNOT WRITE FOR MY LIFE SO PLS THIS IS A JOKE!!!!
Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story) by not_too_filthy
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The love story of Donald trump and Shrek
@TheOfficialHolyWater x @OfficialHornyWater by sapaline
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This is something I should not have written, and I low-key hate myself for it. Also- For legal reasons this is a joke-
Cockroaches;) (Mr.MosebyxBob Duncan) by vicesandmemes
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When Mr.Moseby discovers a bug infestation in his hotel, he hires a company to fix it. But will he fall for the man exterminating his hotel? Does this unlikely pair have a shot at love?
Butter my muffins | Paula Deen & Bob Duncan by bobbiduncan
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Enjoy luVz
Shrek x Reader  by Ashley1012414
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For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??