!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !!
A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read.
this shit has older humour than my nan christ
Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut*
With special guest Guy Fieri ~
highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!
Author's note:
Everyone is human and they drive the cars from the movies.
After a three way tie Lightning Mcqueen and his manager Paulina travel to California for the Piston Cup. But fate had other plans when they crash in a forgotten town and have to deal with the Judge.