The chronicles of your ever-shifting relationship with John. *This story is not only a work of indulgent fiction, but it also takes place in some kind of alternate timeline where he is a single man! I don't want to give off the impression that I'm writing some kind of homewrecker fantasy here.* Warnings (updated per chapter): Substance use (alcohol, nicotine, marijuana), somewhat sexual content

Seth Meyers and Amy Poehler fanfic