I have a soft spot for clean and funny jokes. Perhaps you do too. I have slowly been collecting things that I found particularly humorous. Most of these are not mine, although a few are. Some chapters are just images, and will have (images) in the chapter title. A new chapter every Monday. Enjoy. :) I kindly request that people refrain from swearing in my books. The English language is huge, and many other things can be used instead. I don't mind things like shit, blast it, or fuzzy bunny slippers, but I can't stand the f-bomb or when people insult female dogs. If people want to vent, why not do it more creatively? Nicky manages it quite well in The Virus Within. The lovely cover was made by @Ellie6880!

As glitches tear through the DreamSMP, the members find themselves in Hermitcraft. The admins (Dream, Techno and Xisuma) are captured in attempts to steal their power, each one carrying the burden of a ghost of their past, where they only way out is to face their deepest fears, and greatest regrets. ~~~ Note that this was written (and completed) in late 2020 and that it was my first fic ever. Read at your own discretion I suppose.

"and- not even close! if you wish to defeat me, train for another million years." in a world where 80% of the population has supernatural powers called quirks, a villain is terrorizing the people of the united states. ------------- - disclaimer: the characters in this story are written as their personas only. no shipping is in this story. - marked mature for LOTS of violence. there is no smut in this story. that is gross. - warning: you may not want to read this story if you hyperfixate on or really like skeppy/techno. they are not good people in this fic. - title changed from 'blood for the blood god' to 'freakshow' on july 4th, 2020 (7/4/20) - replaced a character with ranboo on september 3rd, 2021 (9/3/21) - arc one is pretty badly written - cover by @InnocentFurball #2 in #technoblade (12/17/20)

Documentation of the SCPs and events that occurred in Site-■■■. No matter what you believe, the contents of these files are true. The Foundation is not what it seems. -Sincerely, Dream ~~~ COVER BY @/tubbee__ [insta/twt] Most of the beginning chapters so far are SCP files, but the 'Side Reports' are the actually story bit with the plot. All the SCPs and doctors in this are mcyt, and there will be no ships except for possible DNF. I'll be focusing more on the side reports now and not the files, but there are a lot of files for those that only want those. And for those that don't care about the files and only want the plot,,, sorry, a lot of the story and explanations are hidden in the files that can't be learned through the side reports, like SCP-8811-1.

15 boys. 15 futures. 1 winner. Technoblade, a 17 year old hitman, finds himself sucked into a game by God where 15 people fight to the death until there is 1 winner, which will be crowned as the world's NEW God. It's every man for himself - And so the question will remain: Who will be the last man standing?