BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Dark Academia • Magical Realism • Demigod AU Ten students. One cursed dorm. A prophecy too old to lie. At Meridien University, the Canvas Circle dorm is whispered about in old stories. Shaped like a perfect circle and crowned with a cracked mural, it becomes home to ten new students: Yeonjun, Yeji, Soobin, Lia, Beomgyu, Ryujin, Taehyun, Chaeryeong, Huening Kai, and Yuna. They think it's just college-late-night ramen, unfinished essays, and found family. Until the mural glows. Until the prophecy awakens. > "Ten shades meet to hold the dawn... A traitor's hand will paint the sun." Strange abilities stir. Memories that aren't theirs haunt their dreams. Bonds deepen as they uncover the truth: they're demigods, children of forgotten divinities. But with awakening power comes ancient danger. Someone among them is destined to betray the others. But what if the traitor isn't cruel... just cornered? What if the betrayal is a sacrifice-done to protect someone they love, or a world that once saved them? As secrets unravel and trust thins, the group must face a cruel truth: Sometimes, the villain of a story never wanted to be one. And sometimes, betrayal is just another form of love.

This book is inspired by the Kdrama All of us are dead! ----------------- A group of high school students who are trapped in their school during a zombie outbreak. They must fight for their survival against the infected and the ruthless human enemies, while also dealing with their own personal issues and relationships. Started: 16.02.24 Finished: ??.??.??

❝ be careful who you trust, the devil once was an angel. ❞

No matter how long the time passes, we still remember. We still remember how we saw each other for the first time, how we touched for the first time, how we loved each other so much and how we broke our promises and our hearts along. "It's mercy, compassion and forgiveness I lack" She said .. "Not Rationality" She continued.

everyone knows there's something going on between junmyeon and joohyun, everyone except junmyeon and joohyun

What happens when Irene's ex girlfriend suddenly appears and becomes a man and helps her find her perfect partner? Who will be her perfect match? At irene's 30th birthday party her family and friends kept on asking her if she's is currently in a relationship and when will she get married. For all she knows she only had her 1st girlfriend when she was in 4th year college then on their graduation day they broke up. Never again did she had a relationship with someone after all these years. She decided to apply in a famous marriage agency. Main characters: Wendy(Seungwan) Irene(Joohyun) Suho(Junmyeon) (There's also JENLISA/JENKAI version of this story) | NO PLAGIARISM |

" i think we should just think about ourselves and be selfish for once " - text messages and narration fanfic involving suho (exo) and irene (rv) ✨ 1/1/19 - 6/4/19 ✨ also, credits to whoever made the edit i put as my cover picture 💞

his head sunk into the crook of your neck, the both of you breathing heavily. the bed was a mess, you were running your hand up and down his bare back. "this was not how the tutoring session was supposed to go." the fresh start y/n had been craving for was finally in action, but all goes sideways when an infamous someone shows back up in her life. "insecurity is contagious" - fem!reader - lime - 100k+ views (i love my readers so effing munch) © yoonmaraj (20-23)

some fake scenarios from my mind