Chimera_Regarion
Biggest mistake yet..... booked a room with one bed-big, carved, dramatic, the kind of thing you'd expect Dracula to nap in. At first, I thought, "Cool, vintage vibe." Then it breathed. Like, full-on exhale, warm cinnamon-scented air, as if to say, Welcome, snack. Oh, and it talks. In a deep, undertaker-meets-voice-actor tone, asking if I'm "comfortable" while the blankets wrap around me like clingy exes. This isn't a bed; it's a stage-five clinger with wooden legs. And for reasons known only to the ghostly furniture union, it has decided I'm not checking out-ever. Guess I'm the bed's new hobby now.....Curse this shit!