Just a bunch of one shot stories of Peter Parker crack. Lots of irondad and Avengers as as a family. Includes: severally sleep deprived Peter; Peter antagonizing his poor poor kidnappers; the tragic death of a bowl of cereal; and the president calling Peter whilst he's in class. Enjoy. THESE ARE COMPLETE NONSENSE AND CRACK. Just some irondad and spiderson for the soul. (I do not own Marvel, or the characters) Also posted on Ao3 (link in bio) Follow my tumblr for daily marvel memes and art: https://www.tumblr.com/ungrateful-sneeze

After becoming severely injured on one of his nightly patrols, the city of Queen's vigilante - known as Spider-man - attempts to contact his 'guy in the chair'. However, as he's fighting for his life, he somehow manages to text the wrong number. What could go wrong? **Rated mature due to strong language and triggering topics.** **This story is only edited as I've been writing each chapter. I have not gone back and fixed any mistakes yet. If you notice something I should fix, please let me know. Thank you :]** **Not your typical chat-fic as there's quite a few non-text chapters. However, there's still quite a bit of texting :)** Started: February 11th, 2022 Ended: March 6th, 2023 --------- ~Most Impressive Rankings (according to Wattpad)~ #1 Blackwidow #2 Wrongnumber #4 eatingdisorder #6 avengersfanfiction #1 mentaldisorders #9 PeterParker #7 irondad #4 MCU #1 Internship #1 Spiderson #1 Spiderman #56 Marvel #4 Fanfiction

Peter Parker is secretly a spider Faunus who rarely shows his abilities in public unless he is the web slinging vigilante Spider-Man. When he gets accepted into Beacon Academy, Peter must put aside his secrecy and fight against the forces of the White Fang and Grimm alike.

!Cover Change! What will happen when Peter Parker accidentally texts Natasha Romanoff? Will she figure out he's the vigilante Spider-Man? If so how will she respond? How long will it take Peter to figure out his new friend is the infamous Black Widow? What will he do when the Avengers are sent out to capture/recruit him? Read to find out! -A/N- I do not own anything marvel, and this is my first open-to-the-public fan fiction. I also do not own the cover art, but I believe the artist name is on there, so credit to them! P.S. So if you would be interested in reading my other fanfic, please let me know. It's another Marvel fanfic, but with my own OC in it. Nods to her will be in this story! #1 IN BLACKWIDOW!!!!!!!!!! (11/26/20) YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING! #1 in spiderman!!!!! (6/15/21) YAY!! #1 in Spiderson!!! (5/8/21) #1 in wrongnumber!! (12/1/20) #5 in Avengers!!!! (6/19/21) #1 in Ironman! (8/25/21) #8 in tonystark! (6/19/21) #2 in peterparker! (8/9/21) #1 in hulk (6/19/21) #64 in Hawkeye (12/1/20) #1 in Brucebanter!! (4/26/21) #11 in clintasha (11/30/20) #75 in clintbarton (12/1/20) #98 in natasharadmanoff (12/1/20)

Aunt May dies of a heart attack and leaves Peter completely alone. That is until some research is done on Peter's ancestors. It turns out Peter is the great-grandson of Steve Rogers. Peter moves into Avengers Tower with Steve. Will he be able to keep Spider-Man a secret? (I don't own cover)

Compilation of Batman and Spider-Man stories set in the DCMU or DC Marvel Universe

Peter Parker escaped Hydra when he was eleven years old thanks to his parents raising him there. Forced to live on the streets of the city, he found his own freedom. Becoming the vigilante known as Spider-Man was the best decision he ever had. Now at fifteen years old, he stepped out of his Hydra persona. He has friends and vigilantes supporting him that he never thought he would've made it this far without them. But now he's faced with an obstacle because of Nicholas fucking Fury. How can he be apart of the Avengers team if they all hate each other? AO3: scottystaco ‼️I do NOT give my permission for this work to be fed to AI, in any interpretation of the words‼️

Post more on AO3, not so active on here. Peter Parker loves to pull pranks and what better way to pull pranks on multiple people multiple times than the employees at Stark Industries. Everyone has their theories as to why the ghost haunts the tower but no one knows the truth. What happens when Tony introduces Peter to some employees right before him and his decathlon team takes a school trip? Who on the decathlon team even believes Peter? Will Flash finally prove that Peter is a fraud? AO3: scottystaco ‼️I do NOT give my permission for this work to be fed to AI, in any interpretation of the words‼️

Peter Parker lost everything he held dear to him. With the death of the two beloved people he had called family, he was officially an orphan now. The only thing that was keeping him alive was his own sense of guilt. Too bad that what he truly wished for was redemption and that could only come with his own death or so he thought... Now all alone in an orphanage, this poor kid is bound to lose himself while the guilt and anger was eating him alive. Will a hero, an avenger, be able to safe him? Will maybe a villain like Loki be the one to help him out? Who knows... maybe he is far too broken and shattered to be put back in pieces. A/N This is a spider man fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own spider man, rights to the owner.

Coulson and Fury decided that their new little heroes aka Spidey's team would rely too much on their gift's and ignore their shield training. So what better way to teach them the importance of weapons if not for a small war game hosted by Shield? What a great idea but oh wait! Who decided to put Spidey as a villain? Didn't they think about this twice? Well nothing surely will happen... maybe they will learn what true arachnophobia means. A/N: This is a Ultimate Spiderman fanstory hope you enjoy! Please also feel free to correct my bad writing. Rights on the pictures go to the artist. I do not own Spider-Man, rights to the owner.