High school AU Sapnap and George did not get along well, only held together by there mutual friend Dream. What happens after a drunken night brings the two ever closer, and the continuous meddling of Dream trying to show them they like each other. This story will contain smut and mature themes, but I'll try to put warnings and any smut scenes wont change the story so just skip them Also I can't figure out why the picture is sideways

Money back guarantee if you don't like the first chapter. Jk no refunds. Anyway, oneshots: dreamnotfound, skephalo, dream6d, ehhh others? Greamno? Plus whatever you request- (I don't do smut) A lot of these are shipping oneshots, but many of them aren't and tbh the ones that aren't are probably my favorites but it's also fun to write drunk gay bois so beats me *I'd recommend being at least 16 before reading but hey it's your choice. Let's hope some jokes go over your head if you're young. There is swearing. --COVER BY purplepincilquinzie ON INSTA THANK YOU MY FRIEND-- *gives infinite cuddles* [Tell Me A Title]

!Cover art is not mine! Dream and George relise their inlove with their best friend Nick. (I do not ship them irl just their mc characters.)

we live in cities, you'll never see on screen

Cover by @tired_toasty on insta ______ "no one loves you, I'm the only one you have. Stay with me sweetie." -- Okay so, karlnap, but its toxic. It's basically a whole toxic relationship, as in Karl is obsessed wih Sapnap, but Sapnap neglects him and manipulates him. Yet Karl can't bring himself to leave him. __ This is just their personas, obviously. Also don't ship them in this book. They're not meant to be shipped, since they're not quite the healthiest. Spoilers, Karl gets a good end :) - not entirely my idea

"You should take your helmet off more." Wilbur noted to no one in particular, eyes downcast onto the focused man, nearly snorting at the ram horns poking up from the top of his helmet. He was sure he could smell Schlatt's sinister grin at that point, just as sure he could hear him purr too, "What, you wanna' kiss me that bad? Aw, Wil, c'mere." He sneered, snickering cruelly and Wilbur offering a keen roll of his eyes. "Yes, now gimme' a smooch." Wilbur cooed, not even half playing like Schlatt had been, snatching Schlatt's helmet from his head, holding it high to the air, leering his nose in to bury itself into the top of Schlatt's brunette busied head, the newly recruited astronaut groaning with a faceted twitch of his nose as he continued on his wires, face maybe just a little warm, fingers fumbling as he glanced from the vibrant colored wires to the pamphlet guide for the wires clenched in his hand, the paper wrinkled and torn from its age. Wilbur was sure he could stare for hours at the dumb mutton-chops sculpting his face, and the fond look unable to drift from his eyes as he fumbled around with the wires in his gloved palms for maybe a little too long.

𝗧𝘄𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲, 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹

struggling to sleep, yet never wanting to wake up.

Wilbur has had a pretty crappy home life since he came out to his parents. So when the opportunity to go to a boarding school in America comes, he takes it. A pretty stereotypical highschool story, featuring Schlattbur and other ships.