RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

When a teenage cyborg is forced to hide out at a small-town high school, the unthinkable happens: she falls in love. *Optioned for TV by Cream Drama, Inc. *Winner: Maryland Romance Writers Reveal Your Inner Vixen contest, YA category *Winner: Gulf Coast Romance Writers of America Silken Sands Self-Published Star contest, YA category Jay's a cyborg who looks just like normal teenage girl. She's super-strong, super-smart, and she can even appear to grow and age like a human. When a covert organization intent on using Jay as a weapon comes after her, she needs to find a place where she can blend in. Greenfield High seems perfect... except that the boys all think she's totally hot and keep hitting on her, and she has no clue how to handle the attention. Who knew high school could be so perilous? To add to her confusion she's evolving - experiencing human emotions for the first time. And when she encounters ex-jock-turned-outcast Tyler, he sends her logical brain into a spin. She's just starting to get the hang of this girlfriend/boyfriend thing when her pursuers track her down. Now's sooo not the time for a cyborg to fall in love and get all emotional! For more information about this book, please go to: http://www.mareeanderson.com or, http://www.freaksofgreenfieldhigh.com

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Raleana has not been the same since her family's murder by royal demons .She was lucky enough to be saved by Hezley, a demon hunter who also befriends Raleana. She has sworn to avenge her family by killing Akiin, King of demons. One night while hunting she encounters Sazul, a Kapluma demon who states that Raleana will be captured by his heart and become his mate. Raleana writes this off as insane, but soon Akiin sends many blood crazed demons to kill her and Sazul might be her only hope to stay alive.

Fed up with men stomping all over her emotions, Lily decides that what she needs to be is a bad-ass vampire girl (that's if they exist!). Vampires are strong with no messy feelings to get in the way of life. Then lets see if people can push her around! Maybe she should be careful of what she wishes for......

When you're marked you have two choices; fight or die. Nance lives in the past, literally. Her city is a recreation of early twenty-first century society. To the outside world they're experiments, just rats running around a maze. In an impoverished future world, the city seems to be their only chance of finding where they went wrong, or so they say. Nance doesn't know the real purpose of her home, and she doesn't care. All she sees are the one hundred teenagers, just like her, who are killed every year in the barbaric ritual known as the marking. They tattoo your face and pit you against your peers, against the city. Nance doesn't know why, but it doesn't matter, because she's sixteen and it's her turn to be marked. **So I decided to replace the original story with the rewrite because they are pretty much exactly the same. Plus, it's a lot less complicated then having two separate books for the same story.** There is a * next to all rewritten chapters. THE ORIGINAL VERSION IS COMPLETE. IT'S JUST NOT MARKED AS SUCH BECAUSE I GAVE UP ON THE REWRITE.

Mia Hastings was never one to follow the rules. Her brother knew it, her best friend knew it. Everyone knew it. She lives for the moment, doing whatever she feels and thinking of the consequences later. Her main goal in life is to live it. Mia’s brother’s best friend Drake O’Connell was never big on rules. The judge who sentences him to 2 years in prison knew it. He is known for being the badboy, partying and womanising. His charm, good looks and obnoxious behaviour made his life pretty easy and his main goal in it was to have fun. He had lost 2 years of his life locked up, so he was determined to make up for lost time. So when these two people are thrown together, both without a care in the world, issues of their own and more secrets than an episode of Pretty Little Liars, you can expect a story full of laughs, tears, arguments and felonies. They might be breaking the law, but both Mia and Drake are about to find out that when it feels wrong, it is ALWAYS more fun. ©makeandoffer

A magical tale between a ballerina who comes across a prince who can't feel pain. she gets involved in a dangerous quest which will change an ordinary ballerina's life. will she get back what was lost? or lose herself in this enchanting story of a prince and his royal ballerina. Read the Review done by @angellover36 http://read-a-holic-reviews.blogspot.com/2012/08/review-his-royal-ballerina-by-sanayakant.html

Jade Tiger is a 16 yera old girl with issues. She doesn't trust anyone, she has a big anger problem, she hates everyone, she hates being told what to do, jealousy issues, and she is over protective of her brothers. She get's into trouble alot because of these things. She gets into major trouble when she punches the IT boy in the face. She has no idea what ahe started by doing that. Kayden James is an 18 year old werewolf. He is Alpha of his pack and has issues. They are like Jades. He has anger issues, jealousy issues, hates being told what to do, and is over protective. He looks out for his little 16 year old brother and his 5 year old little sister. He doesn't know what's going to happen when he gets mad over a girl punching his brother.