"I need to warn you... I scratch and bite." "Oh love, for me you will crawl and beg too." SMUT short story 🔞 Strong language, smut, BDSM *#1 leather 01/02/2021* *#1 fetish 29/03/2021* *#3 kinky 15/03/2021* *#1 powerplay 31/01/2022* [Completed]

:) ps: all the chapters involving a ship [ex. taekook, jikook, namjin, yoonseok, vmin, etc] are not intended to be shipped. i dont ship any of the members with each other or myself, all is for comedy purposes.

✅ "Any last words before the race starts?" "vroom vroom bitch."

✅ "How could you love someone who tried to kill you?" ♔ mentions mental illness + graphic references Highest ranking : #11 ParkJimin

"We become the monsters we're most afraid of." --- "Jimin," she breathed out. "You're allowed to touch me." His plump lips slightly parted as a gasp escaped him. "I-" he exhaled, his fingertips slightly grazing her cheek. "I'm someone else tonight. Remember?" she aspirated, leaning in closer. "Just for tonight?" "Just for tonight." Mature content Fantasy/Supernatural AU Highest ranking: #9 in #jiminff - 1ST PLACE in Solo Jimin category at the PurpleLightsAwards 2019 - 1ST PLACE in Solo Jimin category at the BTS DIONYSUS Awards 2019 - 3RD PLACE in Fantasy category in the BTS Writers Awards 2019

"Do you want to die?" The man's voice is barely controlled as he aims the baseball bat at your face. "Woah, woah, woah," Your eyes are wide as you step back, about to shit your pants. "Look, I didn't force him to come back, alright? If you want to kill someone, kill him." You point at Yoongi, who raises his eyebrows in disbelief. "What an amazing friend you are, Y/N," He says sarcastically as he raises his hands defensively. "Look, we can resolve this peacefully." "Actually, no, we can't," Taehyung frowns. "Not helping, Tae," Yoongi mutters. "Shit!" You yell as the bat swings towards your face. "No swearing!" Your best friend screeches as you feel the bat swinging towards your face - Nothing. You open your eyes slowly, cautiously, gaze moving to the man blocking the bat from hitting your face. "Miss me?" _______ He's back. He's free. And he's hotter than ever. Sequel to Sugar & Ocean Highest Ranking: #4

"You should be careful, Y/N." Taehyung says, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his legs, tucking his chin into his palms. "He's the meanest son of a...mother who's ever lived." He shakes his head, sighing. "And he's the one who got you into this mess in the first place." You pat your best friend's knee comfortingly, brushing his fluffy ash gray from his forehead. "He's also the only one who's standing with me, Tae." You say, before quickly adding, "Aside from you, of course. And also, there's the project that started it." You roll your eyes. Yoongi enters the room at that very moment, eyeing you two warily. "Why are you so suspicious about me?" He asks Tae, wearing his usual cold expression. "You know I don't give a-" "No swearing." The gray haired boy interrupts him, sighing. "How'd you assume we were talking about you anyway?" The blue haired boy shrugs, quickly glancing at you before looking away. "Well, I'm the one who's partnered with Y/N for the project." He says, plopping down on the couch next to you, and winking at Taehyung. "Plus, I'm the only guy who you can came pretty close to cussing out." _______ A story where shit goes crazy. WARNING: A mix of crazy, YOLO, party, playboy and gay. With added projects, teachers and gangs. And of course, sugar and ocean. Book one. Highest Ranking: #2

BTS Memes/Jokes/Scenarios/Incorrect Quotes by JinHit Entertainment. CREDIT TO THE OWNERS. Featuring 7 crackheads - *God of Destruction ( Dance Monster ) *The Car Door Guy ( Princess Jin ) *Lil meow meow ( Min Yoonji ) *The Sun ( Jhoooooooooooooope ) *Mochi ( Chimchim ) *CGV ( Blank Tae ) *Justin Seagull ( Kookie ) Cameos - TXT and Hitman Bang This book is full of Bts even about the recent events. This cured our depression but brings a lot of laughters which may give you a heart attack. So... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

"Oh baby, I have a lot more to offer than coffee dates and flowers." The life of 7 boys changes drastically when they encounter two girls, both running away from an evil clan of witches and taking refuge in Seoul. 🔞Strong language, violence, smut, drugs *First place winner in the Serendipity Awards, the Dream Glow Awards, and the I Purple You Awards 2019 for the whole BTS category* * #1 BTSAU - 05/15/2020* *#1 BTSSMUT - 01/21/2020* *#1 Coven - 04/09/2020* *#1 BTSNamjoon - 04/05/2020* *#1 Jungkookff -05/05/2020* *#1 bangtan - 03/15/2021* *35 bts - 20/03/2021* [Completed]

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