Dis fulla tingz weh Jamaican do, seh and just how we stay. Full a one bag a joke too. Yuh affi be a true Jamaican fi handastan. Written in Jamaica Creole / patois.

Ull understand if your Jamaican This might not be as funny as you think So don't nyam off me head it's just ideas

𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐃𝐢𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫. 𝐇𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐨'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐚 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥. 𝐒𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐲 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐰𝐡𝐨'𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬. -- 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐟𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥'𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞? 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐬: 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭, 𝐕𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞

He was a prince. She was a guard. When Isandra's past catches up with her, her job of protecting the royals gets harder and protecting herself in the process was near impossible. Her duty was to him and the throne he would be sitting on, but things get a bit out of hand when she gets assigned to be a royal guard. Men from the past, needed to stay in the past.

Musings of a girl, tied to a love which is hers only when eyelids shut and heartstrings are tugged. A mish-mash of unsent letters from the heart, wishes to galaxies from the mind, and melting confessions from sealed lips.

Erika Lovet is used to being in the background, always in her sister's shadow. Since she was a child, her parents have always doted on Alice, have always wanted the best for her, while Erika, the other child, is always thought of second, but still expected to be like her sister. So, it's a surprise to everyone when the dashing Prince asks for Erika, and not her sister. Who knew that the only person to notice Erika first, just happens to be the one that every other girl in the land desires?