'i'm not crazy, my mother had me tested.'

❝You chased me for a long time, so I figured it was time for me to chase you.❞ copyright © paradisin || 2014

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

WARNING: this story will cause a lot of emotional pain [as I have been told] and i highly recommend you grabbing a box of tissues prior to continuing with this short story. Seriously though, I've said sorry so many times to people who have commented saying that this had made them cry, so I apologize now for any tearful and heartaches that you may experience </3 ❝how do you expect me to live when i am sentenced to death?❞ Ratings: Short Story: #480 [29.3.2014] - #426 [6.4.2014]

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

"i'm not afraid of death; i just don't want to be there when it happens." (cover by elle)

COMPLETED - 6. 20. 2014 // ❝why did you call me gorgeous?❞ ❝because you are❞ © captivitea [two-thousand-&-fourteen] ((caution: I wrote this when I was like 12 so excuse my terrible writing, and I apologize in advance lol))

in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped