About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

She's in love with Gru... But who will Gru choose, Clayton or Delia?

this is a joke

Cover credit goes to IGuess on Drawception

|LOVE STORY BETWEEN SHREK AND BARRY B. BENSON| Barry never expected to fall in love with him, but his silky green skin and inexplicably amazing fashion sense made him want to drop everything in the world to be with him. |NO SMUT OR NSFW CONTENT|

as the new york times once said "the best fictional romance novel in the 21st century it's a story of a simple non cliche love story between a shy boi name evan hansen and found the love of his life while he climb the tree name barry bee benson ( there will be smut in the end)

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Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

PeRfecTion ye

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.