Working a late night shift at your local McDonalds, you meet a dashing young man named Jeremy, and love quickly blooms between the two of you....😳💖💖 Reader is gender neutral ☺️😘😘😘😘💕💕💕

TW: emotional😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Dababy x Dua Lipa fanfic turns into a Dababy x Donald Trump fanfic😏 IDEK KNOW WHAT THIS ANYMORE HELP HAHAHA

The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek is excited to meet another ogre when he sees salad fingers only to learn he isn't an ogre. but what is he? Can Shrek bring himself to understand salad finger's feelings to get himself out of this pit of loneliness? Find out in the slightly soul crushing adventure! Inspired by the famously underated Otp! Also i don't own shrek or salad fingers this is just a fan fiction

😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin having rough abusive sex with pablo. 🙄 #1 in "bible" #1 in " holy spirit" #1 in "catholic" #1 in "thebackyardigans" #1 in "christian" #2 in "pablo" #5 in "jesuschrist" #13 in "furries"

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair of her glasses from my f/c bag. "ThAnKs" Velma said. I had to go because I was late for a meeting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I said goodbye to my friends and carried on walking down the street. I looked up at the beautiful blue sky and saw something quite peculiar... It was a man, he was flying with wings of what looked like a flightsuit... with only wings of a flightsuit... Oh no, imma fail no nut November _WARNING MIGHT HAVE SMUT IM NOT SURE YET IM WRITING THIS AS IT GOES ALONG SO LIKE HAVE FUN I GUESS_

These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.