Just where every one is crazy in some way! South Park is full of dumbasses and children that are gonna be grown up in some absurd ways; that includes all of them. This is basically Stan x Kyle in Kyle's point of view, so brace yourselves for some serious cringe. Also, they're all in 8th grade now so don't come at me.

Ever had that kid in the back of the classroom that nobody liked or seemed to acknowledge because they were so different? Tweek Tweak was one of those kids. The nobody. The 'spaz'. He seemed to have earned that label at every school he had attended due to his constant twitching and random outbursts. But Tweek couldn't help the way he was. After all, nobody would ask to have anxiety as bad as Tweek had it. But unfortunately for Tweek, people fail to see beyond his flaws and just see helpless a freak. When the Tweak residence moves from Denver to South Park, Tweek isn't all too thrilled to be there but little does the anxious blond know that this town will hold his greatest, most treasured memories. Published: January 16th 2018 Update schedule: Two chapters a week.

"Kyle, you don't need to lie to yourself. You like guys, don't you?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - An unsuspecting love story: Kyle is the gifted student, while Kenny is just a fuck up. These childhood friends have their paths laid out for them by their parents and peers, that is until unexpected feelings begin to arise. Will Kyle be able to come to terms with his feelings? Or will he be shunned by the rest of society? (Slow burn - eventually some smut) (Mainly Kyle x Kenny + slightly Kyle x Stan) 🕷WARNING🕷 This fic is 18+! Mention of drugs, sex, abuse, depression, violence, homophobia and other mature topics.

Kyle's tired. Very tired. He hates how Stan clings to him while he was drunk and cries all night about why Wendy keeps on breaking up with him and why it feels like something is always a missing in his life. He hates it. Because.... he's scared. He's seeing something coming out from this. Yet, he doesn't acknowledge it. He will never acknowledge it. He's already hurt enough. ....... Why? Every night, you cling to me and cry about her yet the next day your just back on her grasp all over again. You allow her to use you. You allow her to hurt you. And... In the process of hurting you, she's hurting me too. They might ask... 'Why don't you just help him? Make him get away from that Wendy? You love him right?' And I can just smile sadly while saying my number one excuse. "I'm his best friend"

So maybe Craig wasn't thinking when he said he could get anyone he wanted. That doesn't mean he's not going to follow through though. His mission is simple, get Tweek Tweak the loser spaz with ADHD to fall for him in a month. Which is hard enough on it's own, but even harder when you account for his family life, his friends' drama, and some sort of secret that everyone refuses to tell him. Swearing and non-graphic sex.

A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters, Jyle, Tyde, Cryle, Kyutters, Jimtim, Twenny, Steek, Bratters, K2, Twutters, Carters, Dip, Taren (Tricia x Karen), Trenters, Fike, Kenman, Bendy, Cryde. I dont ship all of these but tbh im just a sucker for any south park ship. Will do any requests so don't be afraid to ask! Im honestly so surprised anyone likes this like fr I didn't even think I would have one. You guys are awesome ☺

Cartman has a deep obsession with Kyle, which is invisible to the naked eye. But if you look hard enough, you'll find that his obsession goes as far as to killing the fair gingers lovers. ------ Aka, Cartman is a yandere :) ------ Warnings: murder, gore, nsfw, psychopaths, swearing, lots of death, bullying, suicide

When Kyle finds himself poor and in debt with a sick mother, he resorts to a job he dreaded of doing; becoming a butler. He's hopeless, with the fear of his mother dying, his brother not fulfilling his dream, and him becoming homeless. It isn't until a careless, successful rich man becomes his master; and it's a face he's dreaded the past 12 years. Extra Information; Everyone is 22, includes alcohol usage and mature themes.