To: Rush Dela Vega Subject: I Hate You Dear Boss Bastard, No. I don't like sitting beside you or even being near you. Kaya tigilan mo na ang pagpapalapit lagi sa'kin dahil ayoko sa'yo. I'd willingly do anything you say if you ask me nicely. Jusko! Magpapamisa pa ako kapag nagsabi ka ng 'please' at 'thank you'. O kapag naglabas ka ng kahit anong positive words d'yan sa bibig mo. Gosh. Sana mai-send ko sa'yo ang mga emails na 'to just to see a shocked look on your face. Pero dahil kailangan ko pa ng trabahong 'to. Hindi na muna. 'Pag magre-resign na lang siguro ako. From Mavis, with Hate P.S. I hate that you look even more tempting and sinfully hot today. You smell better too. Nakakapanggigil kang amuyin. Shit. I hate you. Really! Right?

Pa-like po ng status, miss maam. An epistolary.

Sml? An epistolary.

Ha? Ayos ka lang? An epistolary.

Okay but first, who are you? An epistolary.