They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.

this is just a really random "book"

heathers ram x kurt fic, idk what else to say in here but yeaa. :) enjoy.

Dark Tides is now published as a Hardcover, and E-book with Wattpad Books! As a Wattpad reader, you can access the Wattpad Original Edition for free and the Wattpad Books Published Edition upon purchase. Thank you so much for your support! ☠ When love is an anchor, walking the plank is certain death. ☠ As the war between gods and mortals builds in crescendo, Csilla, Kane and Lorelei must not only protect their world from destruction, but also protect their hearts from looming devastation. Not everyone will survive the rising tides. ☠ / FANTASY / ADVENTURE / ROMANCE / First Draft Sequel to Crossbones

Nina is captured by parbeing man. He plans to turn her into his pet. He knows she won't go down without a fight, but he's not prepared for how much 'fight' she has packed in her small body. His new pet leaks into every area of his life, changing things in ways he could never have imagined. Parbeings are the new and improved apex predators of Earth. Created from gene editing, they are the perfect humans, so perfect that they are no longer even considered human. *** Content Warning: The protagonist of this story is a victim of abuse. I do not condone the actions of the antagonist *** Chapter 1 extract: "Hey Alex. Get over here. I've got something for you," he calls into his collar radio. I reach the end of the alley and turn to face my foe once again, but he remains where he is, still blocking my path but not approaching either. New plan: when he gets close, duck under his arms and make a run for it. Now I just have to wait. Before a minute has even passed, another armoured soldier appears and joins the first. This just keeps getting worse. How am I supposed to dodge past two of them? "What do you want now?" the new soldier grumbles. This one must be Alex. "Look at this cute little human I found. She's feisty. I think she's perfect for you." I glare at them. "I don't want a pet human. That's your disgusting fetish, and I'll have no part in it." "Oh come on Captain," the first soldier whines, "You don't have to fuck her, just train her to be obedient. Surely you can control one measly wild human? You are a captain after all. When you're done, you can just get rid of her, like I do with my humans." What the fuck? For a brief moment my fear is replaced by anger. Who do they think they are, talking about me like I'm some kind of wild animal? "Get the fuck away from me! You freaks!" I screech. The first soldier just flashes an evil grin. They don't budge. "Are you just going to let her talk to you like that?" he goads Alex. (Complete. 70k words.)

Dirty Lying Faeries is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. ***** With a kiss of her hand, Thea is transported into the faerie world. Now she's trapped in the faerie court, with fate drawing her to Devin and into danger. ***** When recent grad Thea gets dragged to a black tie gala at an art gallery, she didn't expect to meet the handsome Devin. With a brief glimpse at some art and a kiss to her hand, Thea is unknowingly pulled into the world of the fae. She never believed in faeries, until she started seeing them for herself. With strange creatures visible on the street and fangs and colors flashing in the shadows, Thea has to accept the truth: Faeries are real and she is a part of their world. Will a blossoming romance keep her afloat in a world of magic, or will she be drawn into the darkness by threats she's only beginning to understand? For better or worse, the newest changeling has arrived. (This story is a standalone title set in the Dirty Lying Creatures universe.) [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]

Y/n was the new kid in Derry, Maine. Y/n wasn't like other girls. She was different. Maybe her secret haunted her. I mean her father was also her grandpa. Her mother had her rough childhood having her at the age of 10. Her name, Beverly Marsh. She wasn't afraid of him. He fell in love with her. Shall we begin?

On her 21st birthday, Cassidy's friends decide to throw her a big party, and what better way to celebrate the gift of being legally able to drink on Halloween than giving her a costume party? Everything is perfect, they even take the initiative to get her a gift she'll NEVER forget! But things start getting weird once she brings her new gift home...

*COMPLETED "Don't ever worry about me. " He whispered in my ear, then gave me a passionate kiss. J's hand moved to my face, and cupped my cheek. I grabbed his back and pulled his body down onto mine. He went down from my lips and placed kisses on my neck and collarbone, occasionally biting my skin. -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- Y/N- Your name Y/H/C- Your hair color Y/E/C- Your eye color When kidnapped by the clown prince himself (Jared Leto), Y/N's life is changed forever. Joker wanted Y/N as his new sidekick to terrorize Gotham, but he got more than what he bargained for. **COMPLETED SEQUEL: LOST AND FOUND *RATED R: STRONG SEXUAL AND VIOLENCE RANKINGS: #7 in SUICIDESQUAD [7/24/18] #10 in JOKER [8/5/18] #4 in JOKER [8/23/18] #2 in JOKER [8/31/18] © DowneysDuck, 2016 Enjoy. :)